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Showing posts with label Brian Tyler Cohen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brian Tyler Cohen. Show all posts

Sunday, October 23, 2022

Today's Brian


Brian Tyler Cohen - by all means, let's help them.


PPP Loans Forgiven
Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA-14):    $    183,000
Matt Geatz (FL-01):                        $    482,000
VernBuchanan (FL-16):                  $ 2,300,000
Marwayne Mullin (OK-02):              $ 1,400,000
Kevin Hern (OK-01):                       $ 1,000,000
Mike Kelly (PA-16):                         $    987,000

Thursday, October 20, 2022

Today's Brian


Rubio is trying to argue that government can't do anything about the gun problem because government can't do anything.

It's another swipe at government itself - the concept of government. Republicans aren't just saying the Democrats' gun safety proposals are bad. They're saying "the government is bad".

Rubio is not as dumb as we like to think he is. Ain't none of 'em that dumb - not dumb at all.

What they're doing is working - it's having the desired effect.


Brian Tyler Cohen


Val Demings showed some real guts, and more than a little brain power. I like it when Dems get up on their hind legs and fight like there's something worth winning.


 

Wednesday, October 05, 2022

Today's Brian


"How fucking stupid do you have to be to politicize our existence?"

Tuesday, October 04, 2022

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Today's Brian

Brian Tyler Cohen - Qevin McQarthy comes third in high school debate

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Today's Brian

Brian Tyler Cohen - on Ron Johnson

A variation on The Sgt Schultz Defense.
"I don't know anything, and I didn't see anything, and if I did, I'm really just too dumb and clumsy to pull it off. Besides, what about Nancy Pelosi? Now excuse me, but I gotta go steal my paycheck and syphon off a few billion tax dollars for Mr Koch."

Monday, August 22, 2022

What's All This Q Stuff Anyway?

Brian Tyler Cohen - QAnon Anonymous



QAnon Anonymous podcast via Stitcher - The Rise Of Dark Brandon:




Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Today's Brian

Brian Tyler Cohen

Yes - if the FBI can execute a lawful search warrant on an ex-POTUS because there's credible suspicion he's committed a crime, then the FBI could come to your house too - it there's credible suspicion you've committed a crime.

WTF are these idiots yammering about?

Tuesday, July 05, 2022

Today's Brian

Brain Tyler Cohen - Liz Cheney and a criminal referral


I'd consider giving up one of my nuts if the Press Poodles would stop framing their questions in GOP talking points.

And if they're "just asking the question so the interviewee can answer", then they can issue the damned caveat - "Republicans are coming at you with this, how do you respond - assuming you think it's worthy of a response?"

- or -

"Y'know, Liz - there's a buncha really stupid people in this country who can't tell the difference between a legit legal thing and the kinda political crap many in the GOP peddle all day every day. What can you say to countervail that stupidity?"

Saturday, July 02, 2022

Today's Brian

Brian Tyler Cohen

From the Reagan Library in Simi Valley CA

Why are you a Republican?
What should the Republican Party stand for?
What are some Republican philosophies we can all agree on?

Monday, June 27, 2022

Today's Brian

Stupid GOP policies are about to create a metric fuck ton of "welfare babies", and we're supposed to believe that Republicans are having a Scrooge-On-Christmas-Morning moment, so now they'll open up the government coffers and fund the necessary infrastructure to provide support for all the newly minted poor and brown people they love so much.

Fat fucking chance.

It's another lie. When I listen closely, I hear the coded "cha-ching" language of privatization and the move to funnel public funds into sectarian enterprises.


We didn't raise enough of a stink about GW Bush's "Faith-Based Initiatives" bullshit, and this year, SCOTUS has further paved the way by allowing tax dollars to be paid out to religious schools.


Brian Tyler Cohen

Monday, June 13, 2022

Today's Brian

Question for every GOP congress critter:
Did you seek a pardon from Trump?

Brian Tyler Cohen, featuring AOC:

Wednesday, June 01, 2022

Today's Brian

Brian Tyler Cohen:


Umberto Eco's 14 Characteristics Of Fascism

#8: The enemy is both strong and weak. “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”

Thursday, May 26, 2022

Dead American Kids In Texas

Brian Tyler Cohen

Beto O'Rourke interrupts the latest Thoughts-n-Prayers circle jerk in Texas.


When you say, "This latest horrific thing came out of the blue, and holy cow whooda thunk it!?!" - when you know this horrific thing that happened today is pretty much exactly the same as the horrific thing that happened yesterday, and the horrific thing that happened the day before that - and you know there's a very high probability that the horrific is going to happen again tomorrow, and the day after that, and and and - when you say that stoopid thing Republicans always fucking say, then you're either paying absolutely no attention to the world around you, or this horrific thing is something you want to happen.

Greg Abbott actually said, "It could've been worse."

File that one under Daddy State Awareness, rule 3
That was not just a clumsy fucked up attempt to console anyone.
When a Republican says that, he means it as a threat.
Translation: We can - and will - make it worse if necessary, because it serves our purpose. We create the circumstances for these disasters in order to keep you in your silos - small groups isolated from (and fearful of) "the other" - one group pitted against other groups. We are the ruling minority, so we can't afford to allow you to make common cause against us.

And isn't it interesting that "conservatives" were totally in favor of blowing up town hall meetings in 2010 screaming about the bullshit Death Panels fantasies, but when Beto tries to bring a little reality to the public square - well now, that's just rude, you "sick son of a bitch".

BTW, if you think anything would change if the victims included kids of the typical coin-operated Republican, then you're living in dream world, and maybe somebody should kick you in the stomach until you snap the fuck out of it.

Even if we leave aside the fuckery of their cynical manipulations, these assholes know a good revenue opportunity when they see one. They'd simply notify the NRA that the price of their vote just went up.

Republicans are despicable people and we have to drive them out from among us.

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Continuing Sadness - Again

Brian Tyler Cohen

And NBA coach Steve Kerr:

"...Republicans...are making a conscious decision to defend the status quo..."


Sen Chris Murphy


About 250 Republicans (mostly) in the US Congress are accomplices to murder.

Every time some asshole with a gun and a chip on his shoulder kills innocent people at school, or out grocery shopping, or in church - in church for fuck's sake.

Every time that happens and the GOP not only does nothing about it, but obstructs any and all efforts even to talk about doing something about it, the GOP is aiding and abetting the murderers - of Americans - our kids and their friends, our parents and grandparents, our neighbors and colleagues and strangers we have no reason to believe are anything but good decent folks who've done nothing to deserve dying in fear and pain - all because Republicans (IMO) need us to be fearful so they can go on pretending to be our protectors.

And how ironically fucked up is that? Our "protectors" are making sure we're under constant threat, so they can keep us all suspicious of one another, thereby prevent us from getting together to make common cause against them.

You are nine kinds of fucked up, America.

Friday, May 20, 2022

Today's Brian

You can make almost any argument sound reasonable just by ignoring certain pieces of information on what's actually happening.

Brian Tyler Cohen, on MTG carrying water for the GOP's latest attempt to pit Americans against Americans.

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Today's Brian

US Senator Cynthia Lummis (R-Dumbass), took to the podium in Laramie and decided to float a few Republican turd points past the graduating class. It didn't go well.

Brian Tyler Cohen

Tuesday, May 03, 2022

That SCOTUS Thing

So, the first draft of the SCOTUS decision to overturn Roe v Wade was leaked to Politico, and apparently, they're all really pissed off about it - like they had an expectation of privacy or something.

This marks the first time the government has stepped in to reinstate an obstacle to an American citizen's right to self-determination.

Brian Tyler Cohen - with a special 'fuck you' for Sen Susan Collins



eggs ain't chickens
caterpillars ain't butterflies
ain't nuthin' goin' on
in my daughter's uterus
that's any of your fuckin' business
fuck off and leave people alone

Sunday, April 24, 2022

Thursday, April 21, 2022

Today's Brian

If we're going to be the nation of laws we say we want to be - if we're to have any real chance at moving forward towards that "more perfect union", then we have to hold everybody to account for every piece of our constitution - the body of law that is supposed to facilitate self-governance, as opposed to having an elite cadre of people who get to tell us which laws they'll adhere to today, and which ones they don't feel like obeying. All of which could be completely different tomorrow, of course, depending on what fuckery they've been up to lately.

Brian Tyler Cohen - on Marj Greene's problem: