400 Years

A Little History

The screachingly annoying habit of wealthy Americans constantly bitchin' about paying their taxes is baked in.

I'll take small issue with the assertion that Americans were "represented" by their governors. One of the gripes in the Declaration is that the governors were too cozy with the king.

But anyway,

Stepping On Our Dicks

Sure glad our greatly awesome and amazingly tremendous president had the foresight to kill all the incentives and subsidies for wind and solar so our precious Dirty Fuels Cartel can stay profitable while the rest of us nobly fight to the death over for the last package of low carb tortillas.

I don't remember oil selling at $3 a barrel when I was in my 20s.

Consider my gast thoroughly flabbered.

On 3 Porcupines

• The invader has to overwhelm and dominate. The defender need only survive.
• The invader loses by not winning completely. The defender wins by not losing.

Asymmetric warfare (or asymmetric engagement) is a type of war between belligerents whose relative military power, strategy or tactics differ significantly. This type of warfare often involves insurgents, terrorist groups, or resistance militias operating within territory mostly controlled by the superior force.

Historicalness

Imagine the level of fuckedup-ed-ness you have to achieve to get Switzerland off the fence.

The New Axis

The Feds Will Come For You