Today's Parody

Rocky Mountain Mike - Diaper Don

Every mornin' on line 

You could see him there whine 

He stood six foot 3 and weighed 239* 

Kind of broad at the tummy 

And padded at the hip 

And everybody knew he had to get a grip 

Diaper Don 

Nobody seemed to know when Don would go home 

Though his wife was crated up and packed in styrofoam 

He wouldn't shut up about Pennsylvania now 

And every time he loses, he has himself a cow, 

Diaper Don 

Somebody used that hashtag that weekend 

Sayin' it was fairly clear he was wearin' some Depends 

And a crash to his ego caused a late-night rant 

So everybody'd know about the padding in his pants, 

Diaper Don 

From his tiny desk, he put out a big tweet 

And the coal miners said "Biden, he's a big cheat!" 

And 80 million people put his hopes in the grave 

And now there's only one who thought it was a close shave, 

and that's Don 

With lawyers and stories, they'd start that defense 

Then came that rumble from Fox and Friends 

And as Power and Billionaires started to whine 

Everybody knew it was the end of the line, 

'cept Don 

Well, they never re-nominated that worthless twit 

They just put a marble stand in front of that shit 

These few words are written on that stand 

At the bottom of this butt, lies a big, big diaper man 

Diaper Don

Oh Those Many MAGAts

Quick Fact: the Million MAGA March drew between 10,000 and 20,000. Sizable to be sure, but you were off by 980,000 - talk about a misnomer. C'mon man.

Jordan Klepper Fingers America's Pulse:

Someday Maybe

...we'll get the concession speech we deserve, but no one's counting on it.

Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

Today's Mashup

From Cameron Keleher

Today's Parody

James Cordin

"... maybe I'm afraid that I might lose this."

RNC Wrapup

Eddie Colla - a montage

Vote Him Away

YouTuber - Roy Zimmerman (and The ReZisters)

Unbearable Lightness

The Wind In My Willows --DJ Trump, 12-21-2019

You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?
So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.

Here It Comes

Are you ready for Deep Fake?

I don't think we're ready at all.

Ad

The Lincoln Project - Bunker Boy

With "dialog" that we all know is prob'ly pretty close to transcriptional.

Today's Juice

These plucky Aussies:

Happy Nerd Day

Brenda Varda

Yes - 45* is that one drunken fuck at the end of the bar who's stuck in a foggy brain state where he knows he has nothing worthwhile to contribute, but he can't stand thinking he's the dumbest one in the bunch, and his need to be in on the whole thing overrides his safety mechanisms - so he just lets it rip - proving what everybody already knows, and what he's always so desperate to hide.

Ms Varda, if you please:

Today's PSA

Adley

Some Parodies

...are better than others.

And sometimes I love people - as long as they don't get try to get too cozy.

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An Oldie

George Clooney pitching UDUMASS

Andy Borowitz

(The Borowitz Report)

In what he described as a “potentially major breakthrough,” Dr. Anthony Fauci has convinced Donald Trump to attack COVID-19 as if it were an inspector general.

Fauci, who has been frustrated in his efforts to get through to Trump, compared the global pandemic to an inspector general while in a closed-door meeting with the President on Wednesday.

“What do you hate more than anything, Mr. President?” Fauci asked.

“Jim Acosta,” Trump immediately replied.

“O.K., fine. But, besides Jim Acosta,” Fauci said, “it would be an inspector general, right?”

“You’re right, Tony,” Trump agreed. “I hate those losers.”

“Well, think of COVID-19 as the worst inspector general in the world,” Fauci continued. “It’s overseeing everything you do and making you follow the law. It’s keeping you from spending taxpayer money on anything you want. You wouldn’t stand for that, would you?”

Reportedly, Trump appeared shaken by Fauci’s analogy. “Damn it, Tony, when you put it that way, we’ve got to do something about COVID-19,” he said.

Speaking to reporters, Fauci said that he was “cautiously optimistic” that his inspector-general analogy would finally spur Trump to action, but added, “Jared could still screw this up.”

New Product

Good old Yankee ingenuity and that can-do American spirit.

This Was A Long Time Comin'

The Founding Fathers Sing

Today's Prank

There are truly heroes among us.

Gizmodo:

YouTuber Josh Pieters has revealed that he pranked far-right British commentator Katie Hopkins by flying her to Prague and presenting her with a fake award. Hopkins, who is frequently retweeted by President Trump and was recently suspended on Twitter, was awarded with the Campaign to Unify the Nation Trophy, abbreviated as C.U.N.T. And if you think that’s mean, just wait until you hear her hate-filled acceptance speech for the award.

The 26-year-old Pieters explained the prank in a new video on his YouTubechannel, which has over 1.2 million subscribers. And it was a surprisingly large undertaking to convince Hopkins that she was getting a real award. Pieters organized flights, hotels, a dinner at the Four Seasons, and even hired actors to play members of his fake advocacy group, the Cape Town Collective For the Freedom of Speech.

Pieters, who’s originally from South Africa but lives in the UK, set up a fake website to make his organization appear more authentic, though there are some clear hints it might be fake. The photo of the founder that appears on his website is the current leader of the Ku Klux Klan, as just one example.

The video:

I'm guessing Katie Hopkins doesn't really care that she got punked. She cares that she got the exposure.

Because some people are so desperate for attention, they'll act out - to the extreme if necessary - just to get people to notice them.