Slouching Towards Oblivion

Showing posts with label slogans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slogans. Show all posts

Monday, May 08, 2023

USAmerica, Inc

... is nine kinds of fucked up - in one picture

Shell Deer Park chemical plant on fire 05-05-2023
with
Corporate bullshit slogan on a garbage truck

I don't see how we're gonna survive.

Friday, June 02, 2017

Get It Straight

Climate Change is not a hoax perpetrated against us by the Chinese.

Donald Trump is a hoax perpetrated against us by the Russians.


hat tip = Occupy Democrats

Friday, January 27, 2017

Silly Crap


At best, that's a bumper sticker, not a policy.  It has no substance behind it when spoken by a man who tries mightily to substitute small-time charity for nation-wide justice. 

A nation built on sound bites and slogans is not a nation at all - it's barely even a marketing strategy anymore, as it begins to fail as a political platform.

@retail_recruit

Wednesday, January 06, 2016

Today's Snark

Give a Republican a fish, and he'll tell you a story about his long hard struggle to become a great fisherman.

Offer to teach a Republican to fish, and he'll denounce you as a socialist.


hat tip = The Daily Shit or maybe it was LOLGOP - I get confused sometimes.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Today's Fugelsang

Hey, remember when liberals warned you about Bush and you questioned their patriotism? 
And then they were proved right? 
Well learning anything from that is weakness. 
Vote GOP 2016.

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

Jim Webb

The guy says he's only "exploring" whether or not to run for Prez in 2016, and he seems to be a truly decent human being, but...



First, never let the facts get in the way of a good slogan.

But second, we really don't need another candidate who just sounds good.  

Add a little bullshit - a little - and the roses grow better.  But if all you start with is bullshit, then try not to act too surprised when we see you as just another Bullshit Marketeering Creation spouting cutesy little bromides.  (Hey - if you think that crap is good Tweet material, then you don't get to bitch at me about fucking up my metaphor)

Anyway, I'm not the one running for office.  

We deserve better - try harder.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

The Message For 2014

...and beyond - as long as it takes.

Here's the poster for every Democrat running for any office at any level at any time - or until they manage to get outa their own fuckin' way:

It's the Tea Party economy, stupid.

BTW, Dems - ya gotta figure out how to give up the industrial strength corporate funding.  And I get it; it's gonna be harder than quittin' smokin'.  But ya gotta do it, guys.

more than a lousy tip o' the hat = The Professional Left Podcast


Sunday, January 08, 2012

Today's Slogan

Corporations are made of people, but that doesn't mean corporations are people.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011