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Showing posts with label slogans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slogans. Show all posts
May 8, 2023
Jun 2, 2017
Get It Straight
Climate Change is not a hoax perpetrated against us by the Chinese.
Donald Trump is a hoax perpetrated against us by the Russians.
hat tip = Occupy Democrats
Jan 27, 2017
Silly Crap
At best, that's a bumper sticker, not a policy. It has no substance behind it when spoken by a man who tries mightily to substitute small-time charity for nation-wide justice.
A nation built on sound bites and slogans is not a nation at all - it's barely even a marketing strategy anymore, as it begins to fail as a political platform.
@retail_recruit
Jan 6, 2016
Today's Snark
Give a Republican a fish, and he'll tell you a story about his long hard struggle to become a great fisherman.
Offer to teach a Republican to fish, and he'll denounce you as a socialist.
hat tip = The Daily Shit or maybe it was LOLGOP - I get confused sometimes.
Aug 27, 2015
Today's Fugelsang
Hey, remember when liberals warned you about Bush and you questioned their patriotism?
And then they were proved right?
Well learning anything from that is weakness.
Vote GOP 2016.
Dec 3, 2014
Jim Webb
The guy says he's only "exploring" whether or not to run for Prez in 2016, and he seems to be a truly decent human being, but...
First, never let the facts get in the way of a good slogan.
But second, we really don't need another candidate who just sounds good.
Add a little bullshit - a little - and the roses grow better. But if all you start with is bullshit, then try not to act too surprised when we see you as just another Bullshit Marketeering Creation spouting cutesy little bromides. (Hey - if you think that crap is good Tweet material, then you don't get to bitch at me about fucking up my metaphor)
Anyway, I'm not the one running for office.
We deserve better - try harder.
First, never let the facts get in the way of a good slogan.
But second, we really don't need another candidate who just sounds good.
Add a little bullshit - a little - and the roses grow better. But if all you start with is bullshit, then try not to act too surprised when we see you as just another Bullshit Marketeering Creation spouting cutesy little bromides. (Hey - if you think that crap is good Tweet material, then you don't get to bitch at me about fucking up my metaphor)
Anyway, I'm not the one running for office.
We deserve better - try harder.
Jan 18, 2014
The Message For 2014
...and beyond - as long as it takes.
Here's the poster for every Democrat running for any office at any level at any time - or until they manage to get outa their own fuckin' way:
Here's the poster for every Democrat running for any office at any level at any time - or until they manage to get outa their own fuckin' way:
It's the Tea Party economy, stupid.
BTW, Dems - ya gotta figure out how to give up the industrial strength corporate funding. And I get it; it's gonna be harder than quittin' smokin'. But ya gotta do it, guys.
more than a lousy tip o' the hat = The Professional Left Podcast
Jan 8, 2012
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