The Terminator coulda been a completely different movie with banana peels.
Jun 27, 2016
Jun 26, 2016
A Short Film (NSFW)
Sara Benincasa
Focus Groups - all the satisfaction of overpaying for whatever foregone conclusion you desire, due to the pinpoint accuracy of throwing a bucket of rice at a bull's ass.
BTW - when can we expect the Hipster Bubble to burst? And how do I go about shorting that one?
Today's Tweet
Muslim jihadi wears concrete shield to protect genitals for his 72 virgins. Why don't we honor Muslim inventors? pic.twitter.com/PsbYYZU4L2— Jihadist Wife (@Jihadist2ndWife) June 26, 2016
Scammy McFlimflam
Politico:
During sworn testimony in the Trump University lawsuit, Donald Trump repeatedly said he couldn't recall specific claims, documents or events related to the case, prompting a lawyer for the plaintiffs to ask if the real estate mogul considered himself to have “one of the best memories in the world.”
In response, Trump said he thinks he has a “good” or a “great” memory, but doesn’t recall claiming it’s one of the world’s best, according to hours of previously unreleased testimony in which Trump was questioned by the plaintiffs' lawyer Jason Forge.
“So you don't remember saying that you have one of the best memories in the world?” Forge asked.
“I remember you telling me, but I don't know that I said it,” Trump replied.
Three weeks earlier, during a conversation about 9/11 with NBC News reporter Katy Tur, Trump had said he had “the world’s best memory,” Tur reported.
Jun 25, 2016
Today's Tweet
And it's not because I have something against orange people - I love the oranges.
We should probably not let Trump back to the U.S. until we figure out what's going on.— Dave Stroup (@DaveStroup) June 24, 2016
Today's Podcast
The Professional Left
Main point: a theme is emerging - has emerged - that Trump isn't really a Republican. He's zomby-fied enough GOP rubes to get this far, but "we" hafta stop him before he destroys "our" beloved Republican Party.
'Scuse me? Donald Trump has gathered more Republican Votes in the primaries than any other Republican candidate ever. Donald Trump is going to the convention with more than enough committed delegates - he has 305 more than he needs. He could wipe his ass with those 305 people, and Cruz plus Kasich would still be 200 delegates short.
Donald Trump is the GOP now, because all those GOP voters voted for him - see how that works? He owns what the "Repub Establishment" has been building for the last 30 fucking years.
And also too - driftglass and Blue Gal have been saying exactly that for a long long time.
BTW - Trump read The Snake at a rally back in January, and it's been rattling around in my head ever since, and this is what eventually came tumbling out: When a politician (or a silver-tongued devil of a salesman) spins a yarn obviously intending to warn you, there's a fair probability he's making a subconscious effort to tell you something about himself. And keep in mind, a guy like Trump is always thinking and talking about himself.
Main point: a theme is emerging - has emerged - that Trump isn't really a Republican. He's zomby-fied enough GOP rubes to get this far, but "we" hafta stop him before he destroys "our" beloved Republican Party.
'Scuse me? Donald Trump has gathered more Republican Votes in the primaries than any other Republican candidate ever. Donald Trump is going to the convention with more than enough committed delegates - he has 305 more than he needs. He could wipe his ass with those 305 people, and Cruz plus Kasich would still be 200 delegates short.
Donald Trump is the GOP now, because all those GOP voters voted for him - see how that works? He owns what the "Repub Establishment" has been building for the last 30 fucking years.
And also too - driftglass and Blue Gal have been saying exactly that for a long long time.
BTW - Trump read The Snake at a rally back in January, and it's been rattling around in my head ever since, and this is what eventually came tumbling out: When a politician (or a silver-tongued devil of a salesman) spins a yarn obviously intending to warn you, there's a fair probability he's making a subconscious effort to tell you something about himself. And keep in mind, a guy like Trump is always thinking and talking about himself.
Jun 24, 2016
What's Up With That?
It's always the hair. These guys show up and they look weird as hell, and it's always something about their hair, and we're like - "What? Look at his hair, man. Anybody lookin' that goofy has to be pretty harmless, right?"
It should be a dead give-away by now, but we still fall for it -
every
fucking
time
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