Oct 5, 2016

An Ad

Someone is doing yeoman's work on this stuff.


And I realize Trump "makes it easy" just by saying all the weird shit he says, but this is a whole big buncha good shit.

Today's Tweet

Oct 4, 2016

Those Late Nite Bar Talks

First Guy: The flat earth society has members all around the globe.

Second Guy: Say that again - but a little slower this time.

The Mouths Of Babes



Listen to your children while they play
It's really not very funny what your children say

A Quote

"Senator Clinton is the prune juice of this election. She might not seem that appetizing, but if you don't take her now, you're gonna be clogged with crap for a very long time."
--SNL sketch

A Toon


hat tip = Twitterer @mmmm1026

Today's Tweet



To be charitable, I'm pretty sure Trump wasn't really saying PTSD sufferers are weak - he was (prob'ly) trying to say that some veterans get hung up and they don't handle it as well as others.  

But given Trump's monumental Empathy Deficit which he articulates in practically no uncertain terms on a regular basis, there's no real reason to feel charitable towards him, or to give the guy any leeway at all.  He's made his bones by attacking everybody's perceived weakness; every little mis-step; every time anybody leaves even the tiniest opening, in order to set himself up as the Superior Being by contrast.  At this point, even if Trump is somehow being unfairly maligned, so-the-fuck-what?  This is just Karma working the way Karma is supposed to work.

Payback's a motherfucker, motherfucker.


Jesus knows you're a dick, Mr Trump


Today's Keith

It may sound like it's a bit over the top, but when you've got a fuckwad like Donald Trump going over the top several times in any given News Cycle, it all starts to look a little normal - and that's kinda the problem.



I long for the good old days of nice quiet boring elections.

Oh yeah, BTW - when you Bernie Bros get all het up and blathery about Wasserman-Schultz rigging the thing, and how Hillary hijacked the primaries and there was Fraud and all that?  You open the door for Trump to pull the shit that Trump seems to be trying to pull.

Oct 3, 2016

John Oliver


That's called Journalism.

We used to be able to count on news magazine shows like 60 Minutes for that kinda thing - ah, those were the days. Have you even seen that shit lately?


In CBS's defense, at least they pointed up some of the problems and some of the efforts being made to help people who've come home with some real problems that they either didn't have when we sent them over there, or who may have had the beginnings of a problem that just got a lot worse - but at any rate are beset with problems simply because we're so determined to make these kids do shitty things to other people while practically ignoring the shitty things happening to them because of the shitty things we sent them over there to do.

And it oughta be pretty easy to see a parallel between Army Rangers in Iraq and militarized cops here at home.

Whatever; but notice - the CBS piece is like Thoughts-n-Prayers Journalism.  It tells the story in such a passive voice that we get to think of ourselves as informed and compassionate, but still pretend these problems aren't really our problems; we even get to think these problems are totally disconnected from anything we've ever done - like voting for the wrong politicians - or not bothering to vote at all - or supporting the War Machine companies who maintain a near strangle hold on half-a-trillion tax dollars every fucking year.

And that's the difference as I see it - Oliver is addressing the problem, but he's also talking about the connections with what "our government" is doing in our names, while it seems like CBS is going out of its way to ignore all that so they can give us the Facebook version.

There's not so much as an acknowledgement of right-or-wrong about any aspect of the veterans' troubles; and they're sure as fuck working hard to avoid inviting an inference that maybe we oughta make something of a commitment to work for solutions - at the very least we need to be talking about pressuring the GOP (mostly) to get up off their asses and stop trying to starve the VA into a privatization scheme that benefits practically nobody but their cronies.  

Because above all else, Press Poodles earn their kibble by making sure we don't end up thinking we need to do anything - cuz that might mean pushing a few dollars towards helping Americans and away from the commercial interests of a corporate content provider.

Gimme John Oliver and Samantha Bee every time.

Keith Goes There



And what's that quote about never trusting anybody your dog doesn't like?