One of the big ones - one of the big ones no matter where you are - pops up when there's a real probability of a food shortage.
I'm just kinda spit-ballin' here, but knowing what we know about the Russian economy and the way an autocrat typically operates, my speculations aren't necessarily out of line.
Trump is "working" on lifting some of the sanctions that the NATO powers laid on Russia to spank Putin for invading Ukraine, and one of the favors he intends to do for Daddy Vlad is to help Russia re-establish itself on the global supply chain, with a particular emphasis on grain imports and exports.
Assuming he can take time away from his busy Retribution Tour schedule, Trump can't accomplish much in any kind of hurry, and in the meantime, Russians need to be fed.
So - what to do, what to do.
Court documents showed that Moshkovich is accused of large-scale fraud and could face up to 10 years in jail if convicted. Moshkovich pleaded not guilty to the charges.
"Vadim Moshkovich, the founder of Rusagro, was sent to the pre-trial detention centre," Moscow's court service said, adding that the court had dismissed appeals from his lawyers for him to be granted house arrest or bail.
The arrest of Moshkovich, who started out selling computers amid the chaos of post-Soviet Russia before building one of Russia's most powerful agricultural holdings, sent shockwaves through Russia's business elite.
There was no comment from the Kremlin on the arrest.
It is the highest-profile arrest of a Russian businessman since the 2018 arrest of Summa shipping and logistics group founder Ziyavudin Magomedov and the 2014 house arrest of AFK Sistema shareholder Vladimir Yevtushenkov.
The market capitalisation of Rusagro, Russia's leading producer of sugar, pork, oil and fats, tumbled by a third over two days on the news, according to data from the Moscow Stock Exchange.
BILLIONAIRE IN JAIL
The Kommersant newspaper said officers from the Federal Security Service (FSB) and anti-corruption police raided company offices in Moscow and other cities, as well as the homes of senior managers, and took away files, phones and servers.
It was not immediately clear what prompted the arrest, though Russia's top media outlets noted that he had been involved in a long legal conflict with the founders of a major supplier of vegetable oils and fats whose assets were bought in 2018 by Rusagro.
Rusagro changed its domicile from Cyprus to Russia this year, following a Russian court decision in a case brought by the Agriculture Ministry against Rusagro's Cyprus-based parent company.
Rusagro issued a statement on Wednesday confirming several of its offices had been searched but saying the operation was not related to its "current activities".
It said all company activities were continuing as normal, and all obligations were being met. "We are confident in the transparency of our work and expect the procedures to be completed as soon as possible."
The European Union sanctioned Moshkovich in 2022 after he attended a meeting of businessmen with President Vladimir Putin on the day that Russia invaded Ukraine. The EU said he had Russian and Cypriot passports.
Following the sanctions, Moshkovich resigned as chairman of Rusagro in 2022 and cut his stake below 50%. Rusagro, which is not under Western sanctions, is Russia's only major listed agricultural company.
Rusagro changed its domicile from Cyprus to Russia, following a Russian court decision in a case brought by the Agriculture Ministry against Rusagro's Cyprus-based parent company.
A group of members of the lower house of Russia's parliament asked the Justice Ministry in 2024 to designate Moshkovich as a "foreign agent", a legal status often assigned to opposition activists, due to the company's Cyprus domicile.
It's a pretty standard 3-fer.
- This guy is the one you should blame for your problems
- I'm the boss and don't you fuckin' forget it
- To demonstrate, I'll shit on a friend to keep the rest of you in line