The Rapture is due today -
or maybe tomorrow.
God know all things,
including all things past and future.
So why is he so fuckin' vague
all the fuckin' time?
Sep 23, 2025
Today's TweeXt
When the universe knows what an asshow you are, and it starts sending you messages.
(Or maybe it's the people who run the machines at the UN)
Here’s when the UN escalator stopped working the second Trump & Melania got to it
— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) September 23, 2025
(The teleprompter stopped right when he started his speech also) pic.twitter.com/fxmDetY3Yb
Quick Reminder
Overheard (redux)
- All the Doctors and Biologists and Virologists and Immunologists are lying to you
- All the Historians and Archivists and Librarians are lying to you
- All the Geologists and Hydrologists and Climatologists are lying to you
- Everyone at the Universities and everyone in government and everyone in the media and everyone at the independent watchdog organizations are lying to you
But Trump and BKjr - they've got it just right. Two men with extraordinarily well-documented histories of lying and total immersion in conspiracy fantasies - men who traffic in disinformation and have grown rich and powerful profiting from a constant flow of misleading bunkum and outright bullshit - they're the guys you can trust with your own wellbeing, and your children's futures.
Read that out loud.
You can't hear how
totally fucking insane that sounds?
Sep 22, 2025
Today's Keith
The problem is, even though the Dems could - and absolutely should - hammer outfits like DumFux News once (if) they get back in power, they won't do it because there really is a sense of honor left in most Democrats. They know it's wrong now, and they'll know it's wrong later.
But damn, it's nice to think about.
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