About That "Speech"

Trump was allotted 15 minutes - he took almost an hour.

A senior foreign UN official stationed in NYC tweeted:

"This man is stark raving mad. Do Americans not see how embarrassing this is?"

So here's a summary of Trump's remarks:

• Your countries all suck
• None of you knows what you're doing
• The US is better at everything, and it's all because of me
• I'm right about everything
• You should listen me and do what I tell you to do
• You should be giving me all the awards and prizes for everything

He's not getting better - he's getting worse - because mental illness does not improve over time.

Are You Ready?

The Rapture is due today -

or maybe tomorrow.

God know all things,

including all things past and future.

So why is he so fuckin' vague

all the fuckin' time?

Today's TweeXt

When the universe knows what an asshow you are, and it starts sending you messages.

(Or maybe it's the people who run the machines at the UN)

Here’s when the UN escalator stopped working the second Trump & Melania got to it

(The teleprompter stopped right when he started his speech also) pic.twitter.com/fxmDetY3Yb

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) September 23, 2025

Quick Reminder

Trump is now 5,880 hours behind schedule on his "end those wars with a phone call in the first 24 hours" promise.

Monte's Headlines

Overheard (redux)

• All the Doctors and Biologists and Virologists and Immunologists are lying to you
• All the Historians and Archivists and Librarians are lying to you
• All the Geologists and Hydrologists and Climatologists are lying to you
• Everyone at the Universities and everyone in government and everyone in the media and everyone at the independent watchdog organizations are lying to you

But Trump and BKjr - they've got it just right. Two men with extraordinarily well-documented histories of lying and total immersion in conspiracy fantasies - men who traffic in disinformation and have grown rich and powerful profiting from a constant flow of misleading bunkum and outright bullshit - they're the guys you can trust with your own wellbeing, and your children's futures.

Read that out loud.

You can't hear how

totally fucking insane that sounds?

Today's Today

Happy Equinox, everybody

2:19 PM MDT

Will Westmoreland - Back Forty

Oy

Rapture Me, Baby