Oct 5, 2016
An Ad
Someone is doing yeoman's work on this stuff.
[Hillary Clinton digs around in her purse] Dammit I know I have those receipts somewhere OH HERE THEY ARE pic.twitter.com/rr55w6cmQp— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 5, 2016
And I realize Trump "makes it easy" just by saying all the weird shit he says, but this is a whole big buncha good shit.
Today's Tweet
#VPDebate...... When Tim Kaine would bring up Trump and his policies.. Mike Pence would be like... pic.twitter.com/V8U3JTa07S— Susan Hunt (@StSusanHunt) October 5, 2016
Oct 4, 2016
Those Late Nite Bar Talks
First Guy: The flat earth society has members all around the globe.
Second Guy: Say that again - but a little slower this time.
Second Guy: Say that again - but a little slower this time.
The Mouths Of Babes
Listen to your children while they play
It's really not very funny what your children say
A Quote
"Senator Clinton is the prune juice of this election. She might not seem that appetizing, but if you don't take her now, you're gonna be clogged with crap for a very long time."
--SNL sketch
Today's Tweet
Guy traumatized by a microphone suggests PTSD victims lack strength.https://t.co/aKSJ8mBGch— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) October 3, 2016
To be charitable, I'm pretty sure Trump wasn't really saying PTSD sufferers are weak - he was (prob'ly) trying to say that some veterans get hung up and they don't handle it as well as others.
But given Trump's monumental Empathy Deficit which he articulates in practically no uncertain terms on a regular basis, there's no real reason to feel charitable towards him, or to give the guy any leeway at all. He's made his bones by attacking everybody's perceived weakness; every little mis-step; every time anybody leaves even the tiniest opening, in order to set himself up as the Superior Being by contrast. At this point, even if Trump is somehow being unfairly maligned, so-the-fuck-what? This is just Karma working the way Karma is supposed to work.
Payback's a motherfucker, motherfucker.
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| Jesus knows you're a dick, Mr Trump |
Today's Keith
It may sound like it's a bit over the top, but when you've got a fuckwad like Donald Trump going over the top several times in any given News Cycle, it all starts to look a little normal - and that's kinda the problem.
I long for the good old days of nice quiet boring elections.
Oh yeah, BTW - when you Bernie Bros get all het up and blathery about Wasserman-Schultz rigging the thing, and how Hillary hijacked the primaries and there was Fraud and all that? You open the door for Trump to pull the shit that Trump seems to be trying to pull.
Oh yeah, BTW - when you Bernie Bros get all het up and blathery about Wasserman-Schultz rigging the thing, and how Hillary hijacked the primaries and there was Fraud and all that? You open the door for Trump to pull the shit that Trump seems to be trying to pull.
Oct 3, 2016
John Oliver
That's called Journalism.
We used to be able to count on news magazine shows like 60 Minutes for that kinda thing - ah, those were the days. Have you even seen that shit lately?
In CBS's defense, at least they pointed up some of the problems and some of the efforts being made to help people who've come home with some real problems that they either didn't have when we sent them over there, or who may have had the beginnings of a problem that just got a lot worse - but at any rate are beset with problems simply because we're so determined to make these kids do shitty things to other people while practically ignoring the shitty things happening to them because of the shitty things we sent them over there to do.
And it oughta be pretty easy to see a parallel between Army Rangers in Iraq and militarized cops here at home.
Whatever; but notice - the CBS piece is like Thoughts-n-Prayers Journalism. It tells the story in such a passive voice that we get to think of ourselves as informed and compassionate, but still pretend these problems aren't really our problems; we even get to think these problems are totally disconnected from anything we've ever done - like voting for the wrong politicians - or not bothering to vote at all - or supporting the War Machine companies who maintain a near strangle hold on half-a-trillion tax dollars every fucking year.
And that's the difference as I see it - Oliver is addressing the problem, but he's also talking about the connections with what "our government" is doing in our names, while it seems like CBS is going out of its way to ignore all that so they can give us the Facebook version.
There's not so much as an acknowledgement of right-or-wrong about any aspect of the veterans' troubles; and they're sure as fuck working hard to avoid inviting an inference that maybe we oughta make something of a commitment to work for solutions - at the very least we need to be talking about pressuring the GOP (mostly) to get up off their asses and stop trying to starve the VA into a privatization scheme that benefits practically nobody but their cronies.
Because above all else, Press Poodles earn their kibble by making sure we don't end up thinking we need to do anything - cuz that might mean pushing a few dollars towards helping Americans and away from the commercial interests of a corporate content provider.
Gimme John Oliver and Samantha Bee every time.
For A Monday
"Too often, the face of our economic superiority is a corporate imperialism - our technological dominance is shown by smart bombs and Predator drones. We could do something else."
Oct 2, 2016
We Must Remember This
Think Progress
@BarackObama who wants to raise all our taxes, only pays 20.5% on $790k salary. http://t.co/bqF26mQf Do as I say not as I do.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 13, 2012
HALF of Americans don't pay income tax despite crippling govt debt...http://t.co/gDAUj0Kt— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 23, 2012
Facebook billionaire gives up his U.S. citizenship in order to save taxes. I guess 3.8 billion isn't enough for (cont) http://t.co/xaPBfxlm— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 14, 2012
"@conservativeJT: @bluejoni @realDonaldTrump Trump is an American that will pay more taxes in one year than you pay in your entire life.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 28, 2013
"@DenZen: Successful people work their asses off to make it, only to be punished by heavy taxes which are then squandered recklessly."— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 5, 2014
If @amazon ever had to pay fair taxes, its stock would crash and it would crumble like a paper bag. The @washingtonpost scam is saving it!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2015
You know what is the worst part of @BarackObama's Tuesday speech playing class warfare--we paid for it with our tax dollars.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2011
Just Keep Talkin' Don
Trump says if he does a great job as president, his assets will increase in value, and so:
"...that's a conflict, but that's like a good kind of conflict, isn't it?"
"...that's a conflict, but that's like a good kind of conflict, isn't it?"
He starts his bad week with a poor showing at the debate, follows it with three days of Alicia Machado and "finishes" with this little meltdown in Ohio, which included more than some vague allusion to how maybe Hillary's not been "loyal" to Bill (?) Seriously, this is the guy they're talking about when they try to warn us about wrestling with pigs.
We can parse it out and try to draw conclusions about his fragile ego and the weird workings in Trump's little brain, but I think we have to consider that he's really just following his usual pattern, which is first and always counterpunch - never brush it off and never let any of it go - Tit-For-Tat come hell or high water.
But second - and I think more to the point - there's real purpose to it. This is a guy who throws shit. He's learned that the more shit he throws, the harder it is for anybody to sort thru it and make any sense of it. But while we're busy trying to get our heads around the shit storm, he stays more or less off the hook because we've all spent one more week not looking into the Rape Allegations and why they postponed the hearing; not looking at The Trump Foundation being uncertified which makes Trump's own actions potential felonies; not focusing on the leak of a few pages of his tax documents from 1996 that appear to confirm that he's been stiffing us all for the last 20 years - and that's what he wants. He wants to stall and deflect and postpone, constantly doubling down on his phony Populist routine which gives him more opportunity to go on playing the rubes for suckers, putting more millions in his pocket, as he moves towards whatever he thinks is his destiny while giving us that self-satisfied comfortable feeling that we've got him all figured out - and maybe we do, but prob'ly we don't.
Oct 1, 2016
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