Just Like Black Jesus

So maybe he wasn't really walking on water. Eyewitness accounts can be pretty iffy.

Today's Tweet

More hostages for the GOP.

I wonder if a Debt Ceiling deal might hinge on Dems being willing to fuck over a whole lot more people:

• Community Health Centers
• DACA
• Social Security
• Medicare
• Medicaid

124 days ago, Congress let funding for community health centers lapse.

And that has quietly created a new health care crisis for 26 million Americans. https://t.co/gw4t6UWmTR pic.twitter.com/ijeQ3CJFqq

— Vox (@voxdotcom) February 4, 2018

These guys.

Y'know what we call somebody who's always looking to make people live at the broken end of the bottle - all the time; every day?

We call them assholes.

We call them terrorists.

And right now, right here in USAmerica Inc, we call them Republicans.

Today's Tweet

Well - a coupla days ago anyway.

Twitter is stunned at just how gigantic a fake Paul Ryan is.
Silly Twitter.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) February 3, 2018

 

Science, Bitches

This was a real 'holy fuck' moment for me.  

Of course, I also get a moment of 'holy fuck I'm ignorant' because I have a kid (almost 40 years younger than I am) who knows all about this shit - and gets a wry smile on his face whenever I bring it up.

Today's Pix

Today's Tweet

Fun Fact: 3:00AM in Washington is 11:00AM in Moscow.

A good time for the Kremlin; they've sorted thru yesterday's news, and they've had a couple of meetings to settle on 3 or 4 Action Items, and it's time to send instructions to 45*.

They didn't even have to get up early or anything.

"The Memo Reveals the Coup" is trending. It couldn't be Russian bots, right? I'm sure tens of thousands of Americans got up between 2AM and 5AM on a Saturday morning to tweet about the vacuous #NothingBurgerMemo. Indeed, #TheMemoRevealsTheDupe.

— Eric Davies (@edavies) February 3, 2018

 

Today's Buzz

Buzz Burbank News and Comment:

The Shearer Dossier:

Unlike Steele, Shearer does not have a background in espionage, and his memo was initially viewed with scepticism, not least because he had shared it with select media organisations before the election.

However, the Guardian has been told the FBI investigation is still assessing details in the “Shearer memo” and is pursuing intriguing leads.

One source with knowledge of the inquiry said the fact the FBI was still working on it suggested investigators had taken an aspect of it seriously.


TrumpIsNotAboveTheLaw.org

Enter your zip code and get ready to hit the streets.

Pay close attention at about 44:10 - when Buzz Points out that we're still pretty much the Stoopid Country.

Today's Today

I've always had a hard time remembering what the whole groundhog thing meant.

Here's a handy updated guide:

That Right There

I've not seen a better example of someone being hermetically sealed in a bubble of deliberate ignorance.

It's the Post-Truth-Only-My-Opinion-Matters-Please-Jesus-Bring-The-Apocalypse-So-I-Don't-Hafta-Admit-To-Myself-I'm-Full-Of-Shit Blues

Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
Rubes gotta rube
And we all know why

About Last Night

I didn't watch the SOTU - for the first time in a very long time. 

I decided instead to binge "Dirty Money" on Netflix (which was even more depressing), and then I switched to picking fly shit out of my pepper shaker because that at least retains a tiny bit of entertainment value.

First blush - WaPo:

Have a president’s words ever rung more hollow? In his first State of the Union address Tuesday night, President Trump spoke of “what kind of nation we are going to be. All of us, together, as one team, one people and one American family.” Yet Mr. Trump could not avoid, even for an hour, lacing his address with divisive references to hot-button issues and graceless attacks on his predecessors: to “disastrous Obamacare,” “the mistakes of past administrations,” “the era of economic surrender” and more.

You caught that, right? Translation: "You look like me and you think like me and you act like me, or you get the fuck out."

Cult45 devotees believe America is some kind of social club, and the first order of business is to keep people out of it.

More to the point, he offered little reason to hope that his second-year policies would be more constructive than those of his first. The president spent the past year attacking America’s democratic institutions and splitting the “American family.” His concern for building “one team” has not stopped him from ramping up deportations of harmless people or imperiling the future of the “dreamers,” all of whom have played their part on the American team. His desire for bipartisanship has not led him to negotiate with Democrats in good-faith on health care, taxes or immigration. His search for unity did not stop him Tuesday from taking a gratuitous dig at football players who kneel during the national anthem. As he took a victory lap on the economy, Mr. Trump displayed his typical indifference to the truth, claiming he “enacted the biggest tax cuts and reforms in American history.” They are not.

So, typical of the Daddy State, the "speech" was a fair demonstration that it takes about 90 minutes for a below-average rooster to claim credit for the sunrise, and to intimidate the other chickens by flapping his wings a lot and strutting around desperately pretending not to know that most of us can see him for the phony tin-plated martinet that he so obviously is.

- and this doozy from Ed Rogers:

Oh, and by the way, you probably haven’t heard much of this from the liberal mainstream media, but Democrats could not appear more fractured in the aftermath of Trump’s State of the Union address. Democrats scheduled six separate responses to the president’s address...

No, Ed - there were six responses (and more than that number were justified, I think) because that's just how bad your "president" has stunk up the joint.

For all you "Yeah-but-the-Dems-don't-have-a-message" dolts in the immediate vicinity:  Oh for fuck's sake.

First, stop thinking you can talk some sense into the rubes - you're not The Idiot Meat-Bag Whisperer.

Second, "What Message?" Pick a fucking message; any fucking message. We heard exactly the same 10 or 12 policy messages  from the SOTU Responders last night that Hillary and Bernie and many others spent all of 2016 trying to get across to us.

Economic equity
Infrastructure
Training and/or schooling
Equal rights
Rule of law
Environment
and
and
and

But no - Fart Breathers like Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon saw large numbers of rubes who were making the deliberate choice to be deaf and blind, and they decided the only possible conclusion was that Hillary had gone mute.

Of course, you can only make that stick if you assume 2016 happened under "normal" circumstances - which brings us back around to the simple fact that way too many of us are trying to pretend "The Presumption Of Regularity" is still valid and in place. It isn't.

BTW: Hey, Press Poodles - we know y'all went to school and learnt your-bad-selfs a right big bunch about how this politics bidness is supposed to work; and we know you're just dyin' to show that off a little. We get it.

But here's the thing: All of that's about halfway down inside the dung heap now.  So stop looking for every goddamned opportunity to show us what you think you know about how things oughta be, and start reporting on the way things are.

We're all being buried in this shit pile together, so you can be all college-y and impressive later - for right now, we need you on a shovel.

Today's Quote

"I know it is the fashion to say that most of recorded history is lies anyway. I am willing to believe that history is, for the most part, inaccurate and biased, but what is peculiar to our own age is the abandonment of the idea that history could be truthfully written. In the past, people deliberately lied, or they unconsciously coloured what they wrote, or they struggled after the truth, well knowing that they must make many mistakes; but in each case they believed that 'facts' existed and were more or less discoverable.

And in practice, there was always a considerable body of fact which would have been agreed to by almost everyone. If you look up the history of the last war in, for instance, the Encyclopaedia Britannica, you will find that a respectable amount of the material is drawn from German sources. A British and a German historian would disagree deeply on many things, even on fundamentals, but there would still be that body of, as it were, neutral fact on which neither would seriously challenge the other.

It is just this common basis of agreement, with its implication that human beings are all one species of animal, that Totalitarianism destroys."

--George Orwell, On The Spanish Civil War

Today's Tweet

Here's a quick look at some of that "weak messaging" by the Dems.

I can ask you to listen. I can insist on it. But I can't hear it for you.

Pretty obnoxious the GOP thinks workers should be weak-kneed with gratitude for corporations giving them pennies while pocketing a multi-billion dollar tax break stolen from the future of the middle class. #GOPTaxScam pic.twitter.com/ulLIexUf4q

— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) January 26, 2018

 

Today's Tweet

Hillary Clinton has her faults.

And she's no hero - unless by "hero", you mean somebody who's been doing the job for 40 years in spite of constantly coming under withering fire - often from her own side - and in the most horrific circumstances any of us will ever experience outside of our worst nightmares.

Like this:

To discuss how Hillary Clinton HAS TO GO AWAY we turn to our panel of John Kerry, Jimmy Carter, John McCain, Mitt Romney, and via satellite, Al Gore. Also weighing in will be Howard Dean, Bernie Sanders, and Jeb Bush.

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 29, 2018

 

On Trying To Listen Better

Lili Loofbourow, The Week:

"Grace," the 23-year-old woman, was not an employee of Ansari's, meaning there were no workplace dynamics. Her repeated objections and pleas that they "slow down" were all well and good, but they did not square with the fact that she eventually gave Ansari oral sex. Finally, crucially, she was free to leave.

Why didn't she just get out of there as soon as she felt uncomfortable? many people explicitly or implicitly asked.

It's a rich question, and there are plenty of possible answers. But if you're asking in good faith, if you really want to think through why someone might have acted as she did, the most important one is this: Women are enculturated to be uncomfortable most of the time. And to ignore their discomfort.
- and -

The Aziz Ansari case hit a nerve because, as I've long feared, we're only comfortable with movements like #MeToo so long as the men in question are absolute monsters we can easily separate from the pack. Once we move past the "few bad apples" argument and start to suspect that this is more a trend than a blip, our instinct is to normalize. To insist that this is just how men are, and how sex is.
- and then -

This is what Andrew Sullivan basically proposed in his latest, startlingly unscientific column. #MeToo has gone too far, he argues, by refusing to confront the biological realities of maleness. Feminism, he says, has refused to give men their due and denied the role "nature" must play in these discussions. Ladies, he writes, if you keep denying biology, you'll watch men get defensive, react, and "fight back."

This is beyond vapid. Not only is Sullivan bafflingly confused about nature and its realities, as Colin Dickey notes in this instructive Twitter thread, he's being appallingly conventional. Sullivan claims he came to "understand the sheer and immense natural difference between being a man and being a woman" thanks to a testosterone injection he received. That is to say, he imagines maleness can be isolated to an injectable hormone and doesn't bother to imagine femaleness at all. If you want an encapsulation of the habits of mind that made #MeToo necessary, there it is. Sullivan, that would-be contrarian, is utterly representative.
Andrew Sullivan? Really?  I suspect he knows a thing or two about himself as a man, but his opinion on how men and women act and react in physically intimate encounters is not to be taken too seriously.  I could dismiss it just on the dubious merits of Man-Splaining, but throw in Gay-Splaining and you've kinda lost me altogether.

Maybe that's partly why Ms Loofbourow includes his perspective - to illustrate the problem of disconnection(?) - but I'm not sure it doesn't just cloud the really solid points she's making.

It could also be that I've chosen that particular nit to pick; and that could be not much more than my imagining the world to be a better place without Mr Sullivan in it.

Anyway, getting at the gist of it:

..."Everyone who regularly encounters the complaint of dyspareunia knows that women are inclined to continue with coitus, if necessary, with their teeth tightly clenched."

If you asked yourself why "Grace" didn't leave Ansari's apartment as soon as she felt "uncomfortable," you should be asking the same question here. If sex hurt, why didn't she stop? Why is this happening? Why are women enduring excruciating pain to make sure men have orgasms?

The answer isn't separable from our current discussion about how women have been routinely harassed, abused, and dismissed because men wanted to have erections in the workplace. It boggles the mind that Sullivan thinks we don't sufficiently consider men's biological reality when our entire society has agreed to organize itself around the pursuit of the straight male orgasm. This quest has been granted total cultural centrality — with unfortunate consequences for our understanding of bodies, and pleasure, and pain.
If you asked yourself why "Grace" didn't leave Ansari's apartment as soon as she felt "uncomfortable," you should be asking the same question here. If sex hurt, why didn't she stop? Why is this happening? Why are women enduring excruciating pain to make sure men have orgasms?

The answer isn't separable from our current discussion about how women have been routinely harassed, abused, and dismissed because men wanted to have erections in the workplace. It boggles the mind that Sullivan thinks we don't sufficiently consider men's biological reality when our entire society has agreed to organize itself around the pursuit of the straight male orgasm. This quest has been granted total cultural centrality — with unfortunate consequences for our understanding of bodies, and pleasure, and pain.

- and -

I wish we lived in a world that encouraged women to attend to their bodies' pain signals instead of powering through like endurance champs. It would be grand if women (and men) were taught to consider a woman's pain abnormal; better still if we understood a woman's discomfort to be reason enough to cut a man's pleasure short.

But those aren't actually the lessons society teaches — no, not even to "entitled" millennials. Remember: Sex is always a step behind social progress in other areas because of its intimacy. Talking details is hard, and it's good we're finally starting to. But next time we're inclined to wonder why a woman didn't immediately register and fix her own discomfort, we might wonder why we spent the preceding decades instructing her to override the signals we now blame her for not recognizing.

Note to self: Be aware. See her for who she is. Appreciate it, and tell her about it.

Today's Pix