Nov 3, 2016

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Nov 2, 2016

Catching Up With Sam






Even Louis CK

Hillary Clinton can take the abuse - this has been 25 years of hazing, and it's given us someone who's tough; someone who can focus, and get shit done.


If you vote for Hillary, you're a grownup.
If you vote for Trump, you're a sucker.
If you don't vote for anybody, you're just an asshole.

Word, bubba.

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"Pussy Grabs Back" - in Farsi script.

It matters what we do here, and how we do it. The world is watching and they're trying to help see us through it.

Fuckface von Clownstick

Today's Keith

Godwin's Law turns out to be prophetic in substance as well as predictive in rhetorical terms.



And Olbermann may be a little dramatic, but that don't make him wrong.

Nov 1, 2016

Breaking News

Who's This Trump Guy Again?


Trump is basically the very things I've always heard every conservative declare they simply can't abide in a man. 

So the short answer is that he's a liar and a thief - and that means he's an outright coward.

Hire Better

I think I understand. You don't like politicians because politicians have fucked it all up and so it's time to try somebody else. 

OK, but here's my hangup - it sounds like you're saying that you got kinda sick, and your regular doctor prescribed the wrong treatment, and it made things worse.

But instead of finding a better doctor, you've decided what you really need is a plumber?

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Keith And The Trump-churian Candidate

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Oct 31, 2016

The Stuff Of Your Nightmares

Today's Keith

...and he's pissed, man.

Supply Side Halloween

So, I'll be giving all of the candy to the first 12 or 15 kids who come to the door, trusting they'll take care of all the other kids tomorrow when they get to school.


On Henry Wallace

"The American Fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information."
--Henry Wallace

Henry Wallace was a rarity in politics - he actually changed his mind on a couple of occasions; when evidence and circumstance required it.


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Chicago Tribune:
Former senior U.S. national security officials are dismayed at Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's repeated refusal to accept the judgment of intelligence professionals that Russia stole files from the Democratic National Committee computers in an effort to influence the U.S. election.
The former officials, who have served presidents in both parties, say they were bewildered when Trump cast doubt on Russia's role after receiving a classified briefing on the subject and again after an unusually blunt statement from U.S. agencies saying they were "confident" that Moscow had orchestrated the attacks.
"It defies logic," retired Gen. Michael Hayden, former director of the CIA and the National Security Agency, said of Trump's pronouncements.
Trump has assured supporters that, if elected, he would surround himself with experts on defense and foreign affairs, where he has little experience. But when it comes to Russia, he has made it clear that he is not listening to intelligence officials, the former officials said.
--and--

 Miami Herald:
Roger Stone, a self-described master of the political dark arts and the longtime ally of Donald Trump, admits he has had “back-channel communications” with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange over the release of thousands of emails stolen from the Hillary Clinton campaign.
Stone, however, said he was not provided the hacked material in advance nor was he involved in the timing of their release.
“I do have a back-channel communication with Assange, because we have a good mutual friend,” Stone told CBS4 News Wednesday evening. “That friend travels back and forth from the United States to London and we talk. I had dinner with him last Monday.”
Like they say, maybe it's not a fire - just lots and lots and lots of really heavy smoke.

And btw - at this point, even though the contents of the emails could be the biggest horriblest thing since The Donnie and Marie Show, they mean practically nothing compared with the really big horribleness of the rat-fuck process that brought them to light.  And maybe that could eventually become the silver lining in this monstrous cloud of shit.

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