Slouching Towards Oblivion

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Sunday, January 15, 2023

Slouching Towards Oblivion


In marketing, one of the major obstacles you have to overcome is getting your product in front of a potential customer. And that's a big problem because everybody and his fuckin' uncle is completing for that customer's attention.

You have figure out how to cut through the clutter.

Used to be, you needed some decent amounts of spending money to buy billboard space, or air time on radio and TV, or newspaper ads and The Yellow Pages, or whatever.

Now, what you need is time and an iPhone and some outrageous subject matter - which is how you cut thru the clutter on the intertoobz - just put up the most outrageous bullshit your fevered little brain can conjure.



(ed note)
The kind of rank speculation this piece is addressing is not "hypothesis". It's pure fantasy conceived by attention junkies who know they can get some likes and follows by posting imaginary "findings" based on meaningless random details (apophenia).
Apophenia refers to the human tendency to see patterns and meaning in random information. The term was coined in 1958 by German neurologist Klaus Conrad, who was studying the “unmotivated seeing of connections” in patients with schizophrenia. Statisticians refer to apophenia as patternicity or a “type I error.”

4 Types of Apophenia
Apophenia is a general term that refers to seeing meaningful patterns in randomness. Here are the subcategories of apophenia:

  1. Pareidolia. Pareidolia is a type of apophenia that occurs specifically with visual stimuli. People with this tendency most often see human faces in inanimate objects. Some examples of pareidolia include seeing a face in a slice of toast or seeing the shape of a bunny in a random mass of clouds.
  2. Gambler’s fallacy. People who regularly gamble often fall prey to the gambler’s fallacy. They may perceive patterns or meaning in random numbers, often interpreting the pattern as an indication of an oncoming win. Learn more about gambler’s fallacy in our guide here.
  3. Clustering illusion. A clustering illusion occurs when looking at large amounts of data—humans tend to see patterns or trends in data even when it is entirely random.
  4. Confirmation bias. Confirmation bias is a psychological phenomenon in which a person will test a hypothesis under the assumption that it’s true. This form of apophenia can lead to overemphasizing data that confirms a hypothesis and explaining away information that disproves it.

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Tuesday, November 01, 2022

It's Elon's Twitter Now

There's a sewer-y part of practically everything. That doesn't mean you should seek it out, and live in it. Although, on the intertoobz at least, that's exactly what some folks are wont to do.

(pay wall)

A BASELESS CONSPIRACY theory about the assault of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul Pelosi trended on Twitter Monday morning after being boosted all weekend by prominent conservatives and even new Twitter owner Elon Musk.

Hashtags including “PelosiGayLover,” “PelosiSmollett,” “PelosiGate,” and “Listen to the 911” appeared in the trending bar amid the proliferation of false claims about the attack and mockery of Pelosi. Several prominent right-wing figures pushed the false idea that both the attacker and Pelosi were in their underwear at the time of the assault, and that Pelosi knew his attacker and that they were actually lovers because Pelosi had referred to him as a “friend” while attempting to tip off 911 dispatchers as to his situation.


San Francisco police have debunked claims that both men were in their underwear and that Pelosi knew the attacker. The attacker, David DePape, 42, broke into the Pelosi home early Friday morning, allegedly shouting “Where’s Nancy?” before ultimately attacking Paul Pelosi with a hammer. Pelosi underwent “successful surgery to repair a skull fracture and serious injuries to his right arm and hands,” and according to a statement from the speaker’s office, “doctors expect a full recovery.”

Musk on Sunday tweeted (and later deleted) a story from right-wing rag The Santa Monica Observer claiming Paul Pelosi was not the victim of a break in, but that the attack was part of a domestic dispute with a male prostitute. It has been widely noted that the Observer has a history of publishing false claims, including that Hillary Clinton had died and been replaced with a body double. Musk later made fun of The New York Times for reporting that the tweet was based on a claim from a regular source of misinformation.

Former first son Donald Trump Jr. mocked the attack on Instagram and Twitter later on Sunday, posting a meme depicting a pair of underwear and a hammer with the text, “Got my Paul Pelosi Halloween costume ready.” Jr. captioned the post “OMG. The internet remains undefeated.”


Trump Jr. on Monday morning tweeted out a photo of a hammer in a holster, captioned “open carry in San Francisco”


Sitting politicians have also been mocking the attack. Rep. Clay Higgins (R-La.) tweeted, then deleted, an image mocking Speaker Pelosi, captioning the tweet, “That moment you realize the nudist hippie male prostitute LSD guy was the reason your husband didn’t make it to your fundraiser.”

Researchers have found that while DePape did hold anti-establishment ideologies, his online activity indicated a longstanding pattern of extremist beliefs, including QAnon conspiracies, Holocaust denail, false voter fraud claims, and screeds against trans people and “groomers.”

On Fox News, the hosts of Fox & Friends alluded to the conspiracy on air. “Something, something doesn’t make sense,” said host Pete Hegseth, adding that it “doesn’t add up.” Larry Elder, the former California gubernatorial candidate and frequent Fox News guest, mocked the attack at an event Sunday night, saying that between the DUI conviction and the assault Pelosi was “was hammered twice in six months.”
 

Professional conspiracy theorists beat the disinformation drum on Twitter all weekend. Dinsesh D’Souza began publishing an alternate version of events on social media virtually immediately after the attack happened. Former Trump administration hand Sebastian Gorka published what is allegedly a partial clip of the conversation between 911 dispatchers sending someone to Pelosi’s home, captioning the video “The Paul Pelosi 911 Lie…” (The clip does not feature Paul Pelosi himself speaking to officers.) Pizzagate conspiracy theorist Mike Cernovich claimed news outlets are “hiding facts from the public,” suggesting that a break in at the Pelosi home was implausible and baselessly alluding to a connection between the attack and Paul Pelosi’s recent DUI case.

Musk’s acquisition of Twitter has thrown the future of enforcement of anti-disinformation policies into chaos. Massive layoffs are expected at the social media company, and over the weekend Musk tweeted that he had not yet made any changes to Twitter’s content moderation policies, but reports indicated that instances of racist and hateful abuse on the platform skyrocketed in the immediate aftermath of Musk’s takeover.

On Monday morning, Fox News host Ainsley Earhardt defended Musk tweeting a conspiracy theory about Pelosi’s attack, labeling it a “free speech” issue.

I haven't decided yet whether to stay with Twitter and lurk, so I can keep an eye on it, or bail and try to find something else. 

So far, I've seen a lot more weird shit, but that could be me engaging with the crazies more than I have done (mostly Blue Check Crazies) so maybe the algorithm is slanted in their direction.

I have noticed though that I've lost a couple of hundred followers, which may be the beginnings of "Twexit".

I don't know. Interesting times.

Thursday, October 06, 2022

Today's Winner

This one wins the intertubes today - everybody can unplug and go home now.



Sunday, September 18, 2022

Check This Out

Kari Lake is a bad person.

Toby Morton is not.

Browse around - I especially liked the Endorsements.

And don't forget these:

EliseStefanik2022.com

KevinMcCarthy2022.com

BlakeMasters2022.com

GymJordan2022.com

DevinNunes2022.com

GovernorGregAbbott.com

SenatorMarcoRubio.com

SenatorRonJohnson.com

TheLaurenBoebert.com

 

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Today's Bizarro Stuff

I don't know why this struck me as odd. I guess maybe because I have this image of a porn website in my head that's basically a bunch of sweaty pervs with a makeshift server farm set up in some abandoned warehouse with a leaky roof and a non-functioning shitter.

When I stop to think about it, I know there's huge money in it, but somehow it just doesn't register that PornHub would have a corporate structure and an org chart that looks a whole lot like any other profitable enterprise.

But what really sticks in my brain is the thought of a porn company trying to do more to be socially conscientious and to keep itself morally fit than way too many banks or oil companies or governments.

To be clear: I'm all for anything that goes on between consenting adults, and makes you feel good. Fake lord knows porn is a mighty fine "self care" tool for when the pressures of surviving here in USAmerica Inc get a little overburdensome.
 
And you can monetize the shit out of it as long as participation is voluntary and as non-exploitative as is possible when we're talking about transactions between people as we struggle with the paradox of wanting anonymity and privacy in a world that runs on interconnectivity and the exchange of information.

And also too: PornHub lost me when they went "a little too corporate" a few years ago, and started removing all the spontaneous homemade stuff in favor of content that's over-staged and poorly produced, even though it has a "better" look to it.

But anyway...


WaPo: (pay wall - because the pimps at Washington Post aren't that much different than the pimps at PornHub?)

Top executives quit Pornhub’s parent company amid more controversy

Two top executives at MindGeek, the parent company of Pornhub, have resigned amid allegations that the site does not immediately or sufficiently remove content involving nonconsensual and underage sex.

MindGeek confirmed the departures of CEO Feras Antoon and COO David Tassillo in a statement Tuesday.

“Antoon and Tassillo leave MindGeek’s day-to-day operations after more than a decade in leadership positions with the company,” the company told The Washington Post. “MindGeek’s executive leadership team will run day-to-day operations on an interim basis, with a search underway for replacements.”

News of the departures come about a week after a New Yorker article detailed people’s attempts to get Porhhub to remove sexually explicit content that involved underage and nonconsensual participants. Announcement of the departures is not related to the piece, MindGeek told The Post.

The company said in a statement that it had enacted the most extensive safeguards “in the history of the internet” and that data proves its policies have been effective. The statement cited a National Center for Missing and Exploited Children report showing that Pornhub had few instances of child sexual abuse and that it removed cases of such material “in the shortest amount of time after being notified among all major platforms, including Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and more.”

“The New Yorker had the opportunity to seriously evaluate what works in fighting illegal material on the internet by looking at the facts, comparing the policies of platforms, and studying the results,” MindGeek’s statement said. “Instead, they chose to ignore the fact that MindGeek has more comprehensive and effective policies than any other major platform on the internet, and decided to peddle the same gross mischaracterizations that anti-porn extremists have spewed for decades.”

Alana Evans, president of the Adult Performance Artists Guild, a union for adult performers, said entertainers are stunned by the news of the departures because such resignations typically come as a result of bad press or a scandal.

“The timing is kind of out of the blue,” Evans told The Post, but added that she didn’t think the resignations were tied to the New Yorker piece. MindGeek has fought lawsuits and negative articles in the past, she said.

In December 2020, Mastercard, Visa and Discover blocked customers from using their credit cards on Pornhub’s website after the New York Times published an opinion piece accusing Pornhub of being rife with nonconsensual and child abuse material.

The New Yorker piece, which Evans called “a hit job,” quotes multiple organizations, such as the National Center on Sexual Exploitation and Exodus Cry, that have been at the forefront of pushing legislation and corporate decisions that make it hard for sex workers to earn a living.


Evans said she is stunned by the exits of the top executives, but noted that their resignations probably will not affect the day-to-day life of performers because people in those positions are already so far removed from the routine of the average performer.

“MindGeek is corporate porn,” she said, naming smaller outlets. “Other owners and CEOs are far more involved in porn and the product.”

What’s mainly on the mind of people in the industry is what is next for MindGeek, especially for Pornhub. Evans noted that the company has an opportunity to place a woman in charge.

MindGeek said it is at the beginning of investing in its “creator-first offerings and additional opportunities for content monetization, with a plan to use resources to make headway in this burgeoning business as the company continues to be a force in digital video and tube sites.”

Moving to models where it can compete with subscriber-based and creator-driven platforms such as Patreon and OnlyFans makes good business sense, according to Evans.

“That’s what’s hot. That’s what people want,” she said, adding that limiting free content is always good for performers because most platforms make money from advertising. “The more free content that is pulled, the more money that we make.”

Saturday, October 16, 2021

Overheard


Republicans have filed
for moral bankruptcy
Vote Blue to stop the squeal

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Today's Video


Kinda hard to believe an internet creation like Charlie Kirk never saw that meme.

Starts at about 23:00

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Overheard


We live in a country where people making $500,000 a year think people making $15,000 a year are greedy and ungrateful for wanting to make $30,000.

Monday, August 30, 2021

Overheard

Albrecht Dürer

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are still on their way, but they're extra pissed off because now their horses all have worms.

Monday, July 12, 2021

Overheard


We can send billionaires into space,
but we can't get 'em to pay their fuckin' taxes?

Saturday, June 19, 2021

Overheard

The human brain is a truly amazing thing. It functions 24/7 from a time well before you're even born and never switches off until you die -
or vote Republican.

Thursday, June 17, 2021

Overheard


Thanks to the extraordinary tech savvy and keen business acumen of the Republicans, Texans will never be short on electrical power except when the weather gets hot or cold.

Thursday, June 10, 2021

Overheard


If you truly believe "All Lives Matter", then you should have no problem with "Black Lives Matter".

Think about how weird it'd be if you said, "I like all vegetables", and not only refused to say, "I like carrots", but got pissed off whenever someone asked if you like carrots.

So where's your head really at?

hat tip = @connorstonehere

Thursday, May 20, 2021

Today's Weird Shit

So this popped up on my twitter feed this morning:


I'll admit to pulling some pretty weird shit in my time, but - honest, man, no foolin' - I have never set my Web Bot to look for "exploding vagina". 

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Overheard


In The Return Of The Jedi,
how did the Ewoks have a dress that fit Leia
unless they'd murdered, cooked and eaten
a woman her size?

Friday, April 16, 2021

Overheard

MAGAfolk: 
How can we trust a vaccine that was cooked up by the government in less than a year?

Normal People:
You got cooked up in about 9 months, and now you're walkin' around unsupervised.
At least the vaccine was made in a lab by scientists - you were made by a coupla dropouts in a bathroom at WalMart.



Sunday, March 21, 2021

Overheard

Had a bad day.
So I ordered in cheesecake for a late supper, went to bed, and then had the leftovers for breakfast the next morning with my coffee.

What I didn't do was buy a gun and murder 8 people.



Friday, March 19, 2021

Overheard

Husband and wife sitting down for supper.

H: So, we just got $2800 from that COVID Relief thingie in Washington.

W: That's good. Oh, don't forget - we're scheduled to get vaccinated tomorrow.

H: Wow, that was quick.

W: Right?

H: You saw the email about school reopening next month?

W: Yeah. Seems like things are going pretty well again.

H: Still though - I get the feeling Biden should be doing more press conferences.

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Today's Wisdom Of The Internet

My online dating profile is "Microwave Dinner".
I look nothing like my picture, I'm done in about 5 minutes, and I'm just satisfying enough for you to try me again the next time you're feeling a little desperate.