He Doesn't Actually Say Anything

Trump: "I have to do what's right.  And what's right is this: We have a problem. It's a serious problem. It's gotta be solved.  And people that are Muslim; that are friends of mine are so happy that I brought it up."

I have to do what's right.  And what's right is this: We have a problem. 

Why is anybody pretending that's some kind of policy statement?

The Larval Stage Of A Yam

Hey @Buzzfeed "mendacious racist" isn't the only accurate description of Trump. Here's some of our fave suggestions… https://t.co/oWxGkkaO8M

— @midnight (@midnight) December 10, 2015

Take The Higher Moral Ground

Here's a picture of "their" guys:

And here's what "they're" doing about it:

And here's a picture of your guy:

And what are you doing about it?

Today's Toon

And there's more at Democratic Underground

Whole Lotta Tweetin' Goin' On

The combination of message and face makes this a prize-winner (and my sentiments exactly) h/t@mikehudema pic.twitter.com/6AfL0IpPWq

— Bill McKibben (@billmckibben) November 30, 2015

Tis The Season

...for everybody who needs a quick rebuttal for all those cranks who can't stop eye-guzzling DumFux News - waiting for the annual tradition of bringing the usual and customary crapola about how Obummer and Moochell are alla time slaggin' poor ol' Christmas (and various shit like that right there).

From whitehouse.gov:

Dirty Politics

O the Saturday nights @realDonaldTrump will have with his favorite model. #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/gkbMPQAEfg

— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015

Ok, fine, one last #GOPdildo for today on https://t.co/yj4XmJHoxs pic.twitter.com/kBpX9K2MRu

— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 6, 2015

Keep your damn government hands off my Pink Dragon says @RandPaul #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/XgxJNBFInm

— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015

You get the idea.

Today's Tweet

@TitusNation Thought you'd appreciate this. pic.twitter.com/nrtbV7fDOc

— Primrose MK (@PrimroseMK) December 9, 2015

Today's Pix

Thoughts On That Tweet

@Millennial_ @RethugWatch #RepublicanHypocrisy #ProlifeHyopcrisy @gop @bennydiego @TuxcedoCat @JohnFugelsang pic.twitter.com/p3zYZEN5cJ

— ThisHeartsOnFire (@JustAnotherRich) February 15, 2015

Maybe I'm reading a little too much into it, but given our national pathology where guns and violent tendencies seem to link up for some kind of wishful Danse Macabre, that thing on the back of that car - the thing with the red lettering - it says what it says because... 

"My barely-sublimated potential for psychotic behavior could manifest itself at any minute, in a rather explosive display of road rage, during which your 1st amendment right to express yourself on the public thoroughfare will get the fuck 2nd-Amended out of it, because I'm afraid I have very little for you to respect in terms of maturity and reason, so all I can think of is to compensate for it by making you fearful of what I might do because of my toxically unresolved Daddy Issues and the resultant deep-seated feelings of inadequacy regarding the size of my penis"  

...doesn't fit on a bumper sticker.

And oh yeah - this:

Menacing is the name of a criminal offense in many US states. The wording and degrees of the offense vary from state to state. It often consists of displaying a weapon to a person with the intention of threatening them with bodily harm from the said weapon, or of criminally threatening another, or otherwise putting them in fear of physical harm. Depending on state, degrees of offense range from a misdemeanor for first time offenders, to low to mid level felonies for offenders with a prior menacing charge. The tangentially related crime of "Menacing By Stalking" was introduced as a new charge in some states following the popularization of laws specifically targeting stalking behavior, in which a perpetrator adopts a long-term pattern of actions designed to frighten and harass a victim while still adhering to the letter of existing harassment laws.