SmarmSpace Today

Who's the fuckin' idiot who decided volunteers don't have to disclose possible conflicts of interest?

Anybody working on my dime has to be vetted and cleared, so I can be reasonably sure they're not stealing from me.

Who the fuck doesn't get that?

Help vs Unhelp

Things that don't help regular Americans

• a ballroom
• a decorative arch
• a war with Iran
• Victor Orban
• renaming things and places
• a UFC fight on the White House lawn
• pardoning 1500 criminal Jan6 thugs
• gilded wall appliques 
• a FIFA "peace prize"
• kiss-ass cabinet meetings
• rage posting at 3 in the morning
• social media sniping at celebrities
• official corruption like Melania's "movie"

Things that do help us

• healthcare insurance
• fair tax code
• public education and meals at school
• day care for kids
• protection of clean air and water
• fair labor laws
• equal protection under the law
• accountability for rich fucks

True Equivalence

Like all those Incels

who reject women

they never had a

chance with anyway

Amanda

Erika Jordan

If he's historically great, then your suffering means something.

The New MAGA

M ake

A merica

G o

A way

That Steve Guy

"Turns out I can be bought."

Not Guilty

Aaron Parnas

And there I was, thinking maybe the GOP couldn't possibly get any farther up Trump's ass.

Sometimes, I think really dumb things.

Overheard

One thing I can say for Trump:

He held up a mirror to our society, and showed us how many Americans are hateful and bigoted - holding their own selfish interests above all else.

I still honestly believe this is a good and decent country, filled with honorable, fair-minded people, but holy crap - there's a helluva lot more truly evil motherfuckers up in this joint than I ever thought possible.