Aaron Parnas

• Epstein
• Hegseth
• Mitch

Trump's Brain

Maybe it's because his brain is going smooth, or maybe it's because he knows there are plenty of rubes out here who still hang on his every word, and will swallow every little piece of shit he floats down to them.

Aaron Parnas

• Andy Biggs asked Trump for a preemptive pardon in 2021
• Andy Biggs literally covered for child abusers and pedophiles
• Andy Biggs is a terrible person

Today's Daddy State Thing

Another shining example of the GOP's deep and abiding respect for church folk.

The Subconscious Shows Up

Guys like BKjr can't help but self-sabotage eventually. They have to blow themselves up, and they go way out of their way to take a lot of us with them - their egos demand it.

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Our Canuckistani cousins ain't havin' it.

Here I am in MAGA-occupied America, cheering for an "opponent" to kick our ass.

And maybe I'm being a little over-dramatic, but it feels pretty weird - like maybe this is how the French or the Dutch felt in 1944, waiting for liberation.

Got get 'em, Cousins

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Wait just a damned minute - I've got questions.

• Hegseth can't go anywhere without his mommy?
• Because he's never learned to self-regulate?
• What grade is that little prick in now?
• What in the blue-eyed, buck-naked fuck are we doing?

Hegseth

Typical of the top-down management-by-asshole style that's apparently all the rage in the Trump regime, Hegseth seems to think the problem isn't actually the problem - the problem is that people know about the problem.

We don't hate these jerks nearly enough.

The Big Shift

Quick reminder for all you pseudo-macho tiny-peckered would be conquistadors:

Better men than you have been trying to conquer the world for a good 40,000 years - and the world remains undefeated.

Business Guys

Gosh - companies have been treating employees worse and worse for more than 40 years, and now the plutocrats are whining about how everybody seems to have a bad attitude?

What a puzzlement. These schmucks have to be the dumbest smart guys ever.

It's Always A Grift

"I don't care if it's not reasonable. That's what I want, and if you don't give it to me, I'm gonna set fire to the couch."

Government by tantrum.

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Oopsie

Shit Posting

"It seemed appropriate considering the subject."

A.I. Must Die

These assholes have to pay.

A Win

Judge blasts Trump’s IRS lawsuit as filed for ‘improper purpose,’ recommends attorney discipline

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump’s lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service over his leaked tax returns was filed for an “improper purpose,” a judge said Monday in a scathing decision that recommended attorney sanctions and disciplinary action.

The ruling from U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams amounts to a stinging rebuke of the Republican president’s lawsuit, characterizing it as an exercise in self-dealing in which he sued an entity that is effectively under his control.

The suit concluded in May with a settlement agreement that created a since-abandoned $1.776 billion fund meant to compensate allies of the president, as well as immunity from tax audits.

“The nature of the suit itself and the conduct of the Parties and counsel from its filing make plain that this was an attempt to use the Court to provide some legitimacy to an agreement to confer immunity to people and entities affiliated with the President and to earmark billions of dollars from American taxpayers to redress grievances not defined in the law,” the judge wrote.

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First, why would private sector "conservatives" be OK with taking orders from a centralized federal government?

Second, does Stephen Miller think firing a coupla hundred thousand brown people will give his ICE goons that many more chances to fuck with immigrants?

Third, if this isn't just another Trump fuck up, what Project 2025 purpose might it be meant to serve?

Fourth, if it's just another Trump fuck up, how deep is the resulting recession/depression likely to be?

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Behold the birth of the next great conspiracy fantasy.

This is going to keep the MAGA freaks busy for a long long time.

We're talking posthumus adoration rituals surpassing those devoted to Eva Peron.

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That little "peace deal" is what most of us thought it was - pure desperate fantasy.

Trump gets his stoopid ass into a huge bind, and he thinks he can just walk away with a few parting shots at people who're trying to help him. Instead of recognizing them as the ones willing to do what he needs done, he treats them like enemies, and so - voilà - they become enemies.

Dumbest fuckin' stable genius anybody's ever seen.

Aaron Parnas

What will the history books tell us about what's going on now?

Always the big question.

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Some Epstein shit.

And some retribution shit. And Newsom does it right. He calls Trump out for the skeevy prick he is, and smacks Trump right in the kisser with it.

Remember - Trump sues everybody except the ones who tell the truth about him.