The Terminator coulda been a completely different movie with banana peels.
Jun 27, 2016
Jun 26, 2016
A Short Film (NSFW)
Sara Benincasa
Focus Groups - all the satisfaction of overpaying for whatever foregone conclusion you desire, due to the pinpoint accuracy of throwing a bucket of rice at a bull's ass.
BTW - when can we expect the Hipster Bubble to burst? And how do I go about shorting that one?
Today's Tweet
Muslim jihadi wears concrete shield to protect genitals for his 72 virgins. Why don't we honor Muslim inventors? pic.twitter.com/PsbYYZU4L2— Jihadist Wife (@Jihadist2ndWife) June 26, 2016
Scammy McFlimflam
Politico:
During sworn testimony in the Trump University lawsuit, Donald Trump repeatedly said he couldn't recall specific claims, documents or events related to the case, prompting a lawyer for the plaintiffs to ask if the real estate mogul considered himself to have “one of the best memories in the world.”
In response, Trump said he thinks he has a “good” or a “great” memory, but doesn’t recall claiming it’s one of the world’s best, according to hours of previously unreleased testimony in which Trump was questioned by the plaintiffs' lawyer Jason Forge.
“So you don't remember saying that you have one of the best memories in the world?” Forge asked.
“I remember you telling me, but I don't know that I said it,” Trump replied.
Three weeks earlier, during a conversation about 9/11 with NBC News reporter Katy Tur, Trump had said he had “the world’s best memory,” Tur reported.
Jun 25, 2016
Today's Tweet
And it's not because I have something against orange people - I love the oranges.
We should probably not let Trump back to the U.S. until we figure out what's going on.— Dave Stroup (@DaveStroup) June 24, 2016
Today's Podcast
The Professional Left
Main point: a theme is emerging - has emerged - that Trump isn't really a Republican. He's zomby-fied enough GOP rubes to get this far, but "we" hafta stop him before he destroys "our" beloved Republican Party.
'Scuse me? Donald Trump has gathered more Republican Votes in the primaries than any other Republican candidate ever. Donald Trump is going to the convention with more than enough committed delegates - he has 305 more than he needs. He could wipe his ass with those 305 people, and Cruz plus Kasich would still be 200 delegates short.
Donald Trump is the GOP now, because all those GOP voters voted for him - see how that works? He owns what the "Repub Establishment" has been building for the last 30 fucking years.
And also too - driftglass and Blue Gal have been saying exactly that for a long long time.
BTW - Trump read The Snake at a rally back in January, and it's been rattling around in my head ever since, and this is what eventually came tumbling out: When a politician (or a silver-tongued devil of a salesman) spins a yarn obviously intending to warn you, there's a fair probability he's making a subconscious effort to tell you something about himself. And keep in mind, a guy like Trump is always thinking and talking about himself.
Main point: a theme is emerging - has emerged - that Trump isn't really a Republican. He's zomby-fied enough GOP rubes to get this far, but "we" hafta stop him before he destroys "our" beloved Republican Party.
'Scuse me? Donald Trump has gathered more Republican Votes in the primaries than any other Republican candidate ever. Donald Trump is going to the convention with more than enough committed delegates - he has 305 more than he needs. He could wipe his ass with those 305 people, and Cruz plus Kasich would still be 200 delegates short.
Donald Trump is the GOP now, because all those GOP voters voted for him - see how that works? He owns what the "Repub Establishment" has been building for the last 30 fucking years.
And also too - driftglass and Blue Gal have been saying exactly that for a long long time.
BTW - Trump read The Snake at a rally back in January, and it's been rattling around in my head ever since, and this is what eventually came tumbling out: When a politician (or a silver-tongued devil of a salesman) spins a yarn obviously intending to warn you, there's a fair probability he's making a subconscious effort to tell you something about himself. And keep in mind, a guy like Trump is always thinking and talking about himself.
Jun 24, 2016
What's Up With That?
It's always the hair. These guys show up and they look weird as hell, and it's always something about their hair, and we're like - "What? Look at his hair, man. Anybody lookin' that goofy has to be pretty harmless, right?"
It should be a dead give-away by now, but we still fall for it -
every
fucking
time
Lupica Brings It
Mike Lupica on Morning Joe:
Coupla things:
Ari Melber: Dude - land the plane. If you have a point to make, then make the fuckin' point.
Nicole Wallace: Among the pimpiest of the pimps. She sat there and heard Lupica say it very plainly; and she knew exactly what Melber was trying to say; but she tries to position it as a matter of law; or nothing more than a way to use a political issue to get votes.
Which is where (I hope) the Dems should be able to find their leverage - the guns issue is about what we mean when we say "American Values". It's about being willing to make a conscious decision to change something in our lives - even if it means having to sacrifice something near and dear to us - in an effort to make life here in USAmerica Inc a little better for most of us, not to mention making life simply fucking possible for the 700 or 800 kids who get blown away every year because gutless wonders in the GOP think their NRA paychecks are more important than the lives of our kids.
Why are we allowing anybody to treat children like this - ours or anybody else's?
It's The Morality, Stupid.
hat tip = driftglass and Blue Gal
Today's GIF
I guess I always thought some guys were sitting around doodling and noodling and think-tanking or whatever, and they eventually worked it out because they were trying to work it out.
This makes me think there might've been a coupla random stoners just chillin' by the side of the road, watching the oxcart traffic and, having nothing else to do and nothing to distract them, they started to notice something and yada yada yada - wow - Math, motherfucker!
Today's Quote
“Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non-consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You don’t say “breathing swimming” and “non-breathing swimming”, you say swimming and drowning. --Anonymous
Jun 23, 2016
Today's Tweet
One of those 'N's in CNN stands for "news"
The other one stands for "not"
Brilliant
The other one stands for "not"
Did you know that one 'N' in CNN stands for "news" ?— Jason Hitchcock (@JasonHitchcock) June 23, 2016
The other one stands for "not" https://t.co/PcTByiR0K6 via
Brilliant
Today's Poe Wannabe
This guy is Poe's Law in reverse
...an Internet adage which states that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers or viewers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.
(CAUTION: I could feel the IQ points dropping off my intellect the longer I listened)
Yeah - and what kids today really need is a dose of good ol' American hardship. So let's go back to the 1950s when we could count on knowing that at least one of the neighbor kids would be killed or crippled by Polio or Whooping Cough or Scarlet Fever or a car crash because seatbelts are for pussies. Back when things were so much better here in God's Own USAmerica Inc, that the Death Rate for children was 10 times what it is now.
And no, of course he's not a raging bigot - he just liked it a lot better back when all those scary black people didn't have the same rights as the rest of us.
Fake Lord have mercy.
These assholes are serious about being deliberately stoopid, and this level of Weapons-Grade Dumfuckery just gets worse if we don't take every opportunity to stomp on it.
hat tip = Little Green Footballs
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