Patton Oswalt
Friday, March 31, 2017
Tech Today
So, I needed to clean the ol' iMac today, and I can do that best by standing behind it. This makes for less wear and tear on my wrists and arms, but since I have to look around the side or over the top, it's hard to tell the difference between what's there legitimately and what needs to be gone.
Thinking it was a bit of snot or phlegm or mayonnaise or whatever, I just spent close to a full minute trying to scrub the cursor off my computer screen.
It occurs to me that I may be spending way too much time calling other people stoopid.
Thinking it was a bit of snot or phlegm or mayonnaise or whatever, I just spent close to a full minute trying to scrub the cursor off my computer screen.
It occurs to me that I may be spending way too much time calling other people stoopid.
Today's Resistance
The GOP fucks us over by knocking down FCC privacy regs, so here's one small thing we can do to fuck 'em back.
Every day, I go to Google to look something up - OK OK, every day, I go to Google about 40-leven times to look something up.
But every time, before I do anything else, I Google these:
Fuck Comcast
Fuck AT&T
Fuck the GOP
Fuck American oligarchy
Fuck Google Analytics
Fuck autoplay video ads
And I do it a dozen or more times each. Once you type it in and hit ENTER, all you have to do is click in the search box and hit ENTER again.
The Google Bomb works - ask Rick Santorum.
Takes maybe 90 seconds for the whole thing.
Show your discontentment. Fight back.
Every day, I go to Google to look something up - OK OK, every day, I go to Google about 40-leven times to look something up.
But every time, before I do anything else, I Google these:
Fuck Comcast
Fuck AT&T
Fuck the GOP
Fuck American oligarchy
Fuck Google Analytics
Fuck autoplay video ads
And I do it a dozen or more times each. Once you type it in and hit ENTER, all you have to do is click in the search box and hit ENTER again.
The Google Bomb works - ask Rick Santorum.
Takes maybe 90 seconds for the whole thing.
Show your discontentment. Fight back.
Today's Tweet
There's so much nepotism in the White House that Trump might resign to spend less time with his family.— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) March 31, 2017
#TrumpRussia @realDonaldTrump
Thursday, March 30, 2017
Today's Tweet
I have no idea if Trump campaign colluded w Russia. But if they didnt, what else could possibly be worth this amount of hamhanded deception?— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) March 30, 2017
Nunes Is Dirty
It's possible Devin Nunes really thinks he's doing what we pay him to do - and it is possible he actually is doing what we pay him to do, even as he does it in a very unorthodox and troubling way.
It's also possible I can make the jack of spades jump out of a brand new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. (with apologies to Sky Masterson's dad for turning that one around)
NYT:
WASHINGTON — A pair of White House officials played a role in providing Representative Devin Nunes of California, the Republican chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, with the intelligence reports that showed President Trump and his associates were incidentally swept up in foreign surveillance by American spy agencies.
The revelation that White House officials assisted in the disclosure of the intelligence reports — which Mr. Nunes then discussed with President Trump — is likely to fuel criticism that the intelligence chairman has been too eager to do the bidding of the Trump administration while his committee is supposed to be conducting an independent investigation of Russia’s meddling in the last presidential election.
- and -
Several current American officials identified the White House officials as Ezra Cohen-Watnick, the senior director for intelligence at the National Security Council, and Michael Ellis, a lawyer who works on national security issues at the White House Counsel’s Office and formerly worked on the staff of the House Intelligence Committee.
A White House spokesperson declined to comment.
It's also possible I can make the jack of spades jump out of a brand new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. (with apologies to Sky Masterson's dad for turning that one around)
NYT:
The revelation that White House officials assisted in the disclosure of the intelligence reports — which Mr. Nunes then discussed with President Trump — is likely to fuel criticism that the intelligence chairman has been too eager to do the bidding of the Trump administration while his committee is supposed to be conducting an independent investigation of Russia’s meddling in the last presidential election.
A White House spokesperson declined to comment.
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