Slouching Towards Oblivion

Showing posts with label prayer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prayer. Show all posts

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Blood Money



Rubio = $3.3 Million from NRA


Gardner = $3.8 Million from NRA


Rob Portman = $3 Million from NRA


Bill Cassidy = $2.9 Million from NRA



Thom Tills = $4.4 Million from NRA


Ken Buck = $800K


Joni Ernst = $3.1 Million


RNC and GOP Candidates = $17.4 Million


45* = $21 million from NRA


BTW - take a look at The Dunblane Massacre, Scotland, 1996.

Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Nothing Fails Like Prayer - Thank God

Praise Mammon from whom all blessings flow
Praise him, all victims here below
Praise him, Congress - who love him best
Praise money and power - and fuck the rest

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Fake Lord Save Us


And then hurricane Irma was turned away and it spun harmlessly into the Gulf of Mexico.

Just kidding, because - well, you know:

  • Nothing fails like prayer, or...
  • ...these knuckleheads were doing it wrong, or...
  • ...your god is just as much a dick as a fast-growing majority of us have suspected for quite a while

Monday, December 14, 2015

Friday, October 19, 2012

Prayers

Remember this one?  
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Yeah - uhm - fuck that.  Try this one instead:
May God bless us with discomfort
At easy answers, half-truths, and superficial relationships
So that we may live from deep within our hearts.
May God bless us with anger
At injustice, oppression, and exploitation of God's creations
So that we may work for justice, freedom, and peace.
May God bless us with tears
To shed for those who suffer pain, rejection, hunger, and war,
So that we may reach out our hands to comfort them and
To turn their pain into joy.
And may God bless us with just enough foolishness
To believe that we can make a difference in the world,
So that we can do what others claim cannot be done:
To bring justice and kindness to all our children and all our neighbors who are poor.
Amen, muthahfuckah.

hat tip = The Professional Left podcast, episode 150