About That Ballroom

White House tours have been discontinued - prob'ly so nobody can see the Russian agents planting their little spy gadgets everywhere.

But on the "bright side", once we're rid of President Yamtits McShitstain, we can gut that stupid monument to one man's fragile ego, and turn it into some useable office space for a legit government.

East Wing

before

East Wing

after

Donald Trump is a one-man plague of locusts.

Overheard

Nothing gets rich people more riled up

than talking about what they think

poor people don't deserve.

The Laundry

My contention is that Trump's ballroom is another Laundry for bribe money.

Parnas has a list of "donors", and now we'll have to wait and see what they get in return for their generous "gifts".

Pissed Off Bartender

Today's Belle

Gaslighting is all they've got now.

Notice how the Trump gang dismisses the ranchers' complaints, telling them they should be grateful their product is selling at a high price, and that they should be helping consumers by lowering their prices.

Classic abuser.

Round About Portland

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Overheard

MAGA Bros are the guys

who're convinced

that the waitress

is totally into them

⬆︎114%

MermaidMamaMaggie

Has And Has Not

Trump has:

• Cause the US to be put on a Human Rights Watch List for the first time ever
• Driven up inflation
• Driven down employment
• Reduced GDP growth
• Cut taxes for rich people by stealing trillions of dollars from working families
• $300B in SNAP benefits
• $1T in Medicaid
• Fired more than 200,000 federal public service professionals
• Eliminated our ability to gauge the economy by firing the statistics pros
• Degraded US soft power by eliminating USAID
• Hamstrung our ability to respond to national emergencies and natural disasters
• FEMA
• CDC
• NWS
• Committed at least 8 evidence-backed impeachable offenses

Trump has not:

• Ended 7 wars - or 8 or 10 - or whatever he says at any given moment
• Brought peace to the Middle East
• Saved "tens of millions" of lives
• Made $20T in trade deals
• Brought in $20T in foreign investment
• Lowered prescription prices by 100%, or 500%, or 1200%
• Lowered the cost of living
• Gas remains above seasonal averages
• Groceries are up by 8% - 12% - 25%
• Rent is steady or rising

Donald Trump is a fuckup and a loser. He knows it - even though he spends an awful lot of time and effort denying it - and he knows we know it - and he knows the MAGA rubes are finally starting to catch on.