Dec 7, 2015
Dec 6, 2015
Cross Pollination
Generally, but not necessarily a good thing. There's more of this, of course, and it doesn't get any better.
'Tis The Season
The word 'reconciliation' pops into my fevered little noggin a lot this time of year, but right now it has to go beyond the usual "spiritual-ey" stuff about making a special effort to recognize the things I've done or said or tho't that I shouldn't, and the things I should've done or said or tho't that I didn't.
What it gets down to now is: How do we reconcile a call for this country to be more Christian while demanding government policies that are anything but Christian?
Take in refugees who're trying to get free of the horrors of war and the bondage of poverty? Fuck 'em - they might be terrorists.
People who don't like us because we're Christians have killed a bunch of us. So "turn the other cheek"? Fuck that - we will seek vengeance as if we've never even heard of this Jesus guy, much less his lessons of loving our enemies and forgiving those who trespass against us.
Drug testing for Welfare and SNAP recipients - even though it has a much greater and more damaging impact on the totally blameless kids of those very few parents who get caught? Pretty sure your Jesus had more regard for people than that.
Guys like John Fugelsang have been trying to point these things out for quite a while, Christians - when can we expect you to start answering the criticism?
And this next one doesn't have anything to do with Jesus really - even though (I just found out) there's lotsa "Christians" who think Jesus commanded the apostles to arm themselves, citing Luke 22:36. I'd never heard such silliness, and of course it turns out the American Ammosexuals (like all the other hyper jagoff-ey god-knobbers in the whole fucking world), who always need some "higher" authority to rationalize their douchery are missing the whole fucking point, as Benjamin Corey explains.
And btw, how do you not reconcile that one? How do you not see that your appeal to an ultimate authority is exactly the same as everybody else's appeal to their version of an ultimate authority?
Anyway, if we all carry loaded guns at all times, the whole country gets really safe - but we'll have to insist that there be no loaded guns at the Gun Shows because we need to ensure the safety of our vendors and attendees.
And we'll lock up all the weapons on all the military bases in the interest of safety for our service members.
And you don't get to carry a loaded gun in a police station because safety is uppermost in our minds.
And no guns on airplanes for the safety of the flying public.
And no guns at the football game for the safety of the fans.
And no guns in the courtroom for the safety of the people there.
And no guns at school for the safety of the kids and their teachers.
And no guns and no guns and no guns.
It's all outa sync. Get this shit reconciled, and let's go to work.
What it gets down to now is: How do we reconcile a call for this country to be more Christian while demanding government policies that are anything but Christian?
Take in refugees who're trying to get free of the horrors of war and the bondage of poverty? Fuck 'em - they might be terrorists.
People who don't like us because we're Christians have killed a bunch of us. So "turn the other cheek"? Fuck that - we will seek vengeance as if we've never even heard of this Jesus guy, much less his lessons of loving our enemies and forgiving those who trespass against us.
Drug testing for Welfare and SNAP recipients - even though it has a much greater and more damaging impact on the totally blameless kids of those very few parents who get caught? Pretty sure your Jesus had more regard for people than that.
Guys like John Fugelsang have been trying to point these things out for quite a while, Christians - when can we expect you to start answering the criticism?
.@bradcundiff Muslims will never destroy Christianity but fake Christians are already doing it.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 5, 2015
Donald Trump calls for the murder of terror suspects' families because that's how you go for the Christian vote these days.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 2, 2015
And this next one doesn't have anything to do with Jesus really - even though (I just found out) there's lotsa "Christians" who think Jesus commanded the apostles to arm themselves, citing Luke 22:36. I'd never heard such silliness, and of course it turns out the American Ammosexuals (like all the other hyper jagoff-ey god-knobbers in the whole fucking world), who always need some "higher" authority to rationalize their douchery are missing the whole fucking point, as Benjamin Corey explains.
And btw, how do you not reconcile that one? How do you not see that your appeal to an ultimate authority is exactly the same as everybody else's appeal to their version of an ultimate authority?
Anyway, if we all carry loaded guns at all times, the whole country gets really safe - but we'll have to insist that there be no loaded guns at the Gun Shows because we need to ensure the safety of our vendors and attendees.
And we'll lock up all the weapons on all the military bases in the interest of safety for our service members.
And you don't get to carry a loaded gun in a police station because safety is uppermost in our minds.
And no guns on airplanes for the safety of the flying public.
And no guns at the football game for the safety of the fans.
And no guns in the courtroom for the safety of the people there.
And no guns at school for the safety of the kids and their teachers.
And no guns and no guns and no guns.
It's all outa sync. Get this shit reconciled, and let's go to work.
Today's Winning Tweet
I can't say "Fuck" on ABC and my 1st amendment survived. Think my 2nd amendment could survive having to reload after 6 shots.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) December 6, 2015
But this is USAmerica Inc, silly - you're not gonna get anywhere talkin' sense.
Dec 5, 2015
Shopping Early
For that hard-to-shop-for got-it-all-anyway gal who's on everybody's list every year, how's about some clothing and accessories featuring skin, hair, nipples and even some puckered bungholes - all human, and all in the name of staying current and fashionable while doing something about over-population. Let the wild rumpus begin!
hat tip = Mock Paper Scissors
(No - not really human. C'mon, man)
hat tip = Mock Paper Scissors
(No - not really human. C'mon, man)
Do More Than That
Anthony Jeselnik:
hat tip = Democratic Underground
I don't have a problem with anybody praying.
And I don't have a problem with anybody making fun of anybody for praying.
The problem I have is when we fall for the same old shit - again - by getting hung up bitchin' about people praying vs people bitchin' about people praying instead of concentrating on what's actually happened for about the 350th time in about 340 days just this year.
I got caught up in it too in the last coupla days. I, of course, made some awesomely awesome points, but... fuck - never mind that. Work the fucking problem.
Dec 4, 2015
At The End Of Bummernacht
On this, the first full day of Zappadan, let's give a close listen to Joe's Garage.
Headphones on, everybody - here we go.
(that oughta keep ya busy for a few days trying to figure that shit out)
Happy Zappadan
BlueGal
Hot Rats --Frank Zappa
"Some people say" that the Miracles of Zappadan stuff is a buncha hooey, but I disagree. During the first Zappadan in 2006, John Bolton resigned. Then the year after that, Sandy Underpants went to the registry of motor vehicles during Zappadan and got a new license plate with no lines, no waiting, and free donuts. All I can say is, it's Zappadan - Expect Miracles.
Hot Rats --Frank Zappa
He Tries So Hard
I'm not wondering where Trump gets his ideas. It seems obvious these "position statements" are the products of Policy Formulation By Lynch Mob. You do a quick little poll or (more likely) a focus group of "regular people", and you get ideas that reflect the shallowest thinking, fueled by the darkest fears of the biggest paranoiac in the room at the time. Whoever imagines the worst of all possible worsts holds sway, and drives the discussion.
I'm only wondering why it seems like Lil Donny of the Mega-Brain just runs with it every time. In this latest instance, I have great difficulty believing he truly thinks Killing Your Way To Lasting Peace And Security is the way to go. Maybe, but no - prob'ly not.
So I am not moved off of my position that he's looking for his exit. If he can find that one thing that's just too fuckin' much - say the thing that makes enough of us turn away - then he can claim we don't deserve him and blah blah blah, and he can go back to being just another leech on the national nutsack.
In light of the San Bernardino Blood Fest, I can't help but wonder if the Trumpkins will hook anything up between that and the crap Trump always throws into the pile about "beautiful Kate - murdered by an immigrant." It'll be interesting to watch; to see if they fold that into the mix, or if they Etch-A-Sketch it away.
Today's Toon
The NRA pays better, silly. We do what the guys with the money tell us to do here in USAmerica Inc.
hat tip = Facebook pal DR
hat tip = Facebook pal DR
Dec 3, 2015
Chill A Little
Try not to get too silly worrying about shit that's not gonna happen (prob'ly). I'm referring to Donald Trump and how way too many people are getting way too nutty - I'm not saying there's absolutely no chance for anybody but Hillary, but c'mon.
Pretty much top to bottom, side to side, and front to back, we're looking at President Hillary Clinton.
Pretty much top to bottom, side to side, and front to back, we're looking at President Hillary Clinton.
But hey - Go, Bernie Go - just in case.
Today's Wonderment
That's Mort Zuckerman saying Wayne LaPierre is a terrorist. I don't really know what all it could mean, but it can't be shrugged off when the paper with the 4th biggest readership in USAmerica Inc makes that kinda commitment to something.
It's a wonderment.
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