It's the new American dream - which is pretty much the same old dream of aristocracies everywhere.
If you don't like income inequality, stop whining & buy yourself some Senators.— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 23, 2018
If you don't like income inequality, stop whining & buy yourself some Senators.— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 23, 2018
#ThingsThatAreProbablyTrueAboutMikePence— EdgarOfTheMoors (@EdgarOfTheMoors) January 22, 2018
Mike Pence plucks his chest hair out in penance for having ever become a grown man with manish needs in the first place.
#ThingsThatAreProbablyTrueAboutMikePence— EdgarOfTheMoors (@EdgarOfTheMoors) January 22, 2018
Mike calls his wife "Mother."
She calls Mike Pence "Unfuckable."
— WhyzGuy (@_WhyzGuy_) January 22, 2018
#ThingsThatAreProbablyTrueAboutMikePence— EdgarOfTheMoors (@EdgarOfTheMoors) January 22, 2018
Mike Pence avoids all kitchens because he can't see basic cooking utensils as anything other than sex toys begging him silently to be played with.
Half the town of Stanley, Idaho (pop. 63) came out in a snowstorm to march in peace & solidarity w/ men, women, & children on 7 continents. pic.twitter.com/tLPCognu2t— Carole King (@Carole_King) January 22, 2017
The Brunch Scene:— reconstructed pat (@panarmstrong) January 20, 2018
Dem: "Let's order some eggs for breakfast."
GOP: "I'm not ordering food until you get folks at the next table to eat some Tide Pods. Those things look delicious."
Dem: "No way. Tide Pods aren't food."
GOP: "Well I guess you don't really want eggs, then."
“What’s that you say, statue?”— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) January 15, 2018
[silence]
“Starve the poor? Oh gosh...”
[silence]
“AND take their health care? Oh wow...”
[silence]
“Well, if you INSIST.” pic.twitter.com/qLLFimehuz