hat tip = Facebooker Vicki W-E
Nov 7, 2016
This Just In
Exclusive video from inside the Trump Scampaign® - as Donald experiences the effects that typically accompany Twitter Withdrawal.
Unconfirmed reports also suggest he was a bit miffed at the whole Comey SNAFU.
The Trump Scampaign®
Aside from a few - Jeb, Kasich, McCain, and some others - Repubs "running" for POTUS have had a distinct aroma. Take it, John:
It's been said before, by people smarter than me - and as such, bears repeating as long as the grass grows and the wind blows - Trump is not some kind of weird anomaly. Trump is doing what the GOP has spent 30 years telling their voters to look for, and prodding them to vote for.
And BTW - try not to think about the fact that Nu-Skin is very much the reason Jason Chaffetz is in office:
And BTW - try not to think about the fact that Nu-Skin is very much the reason Jason Chaffetz is in office:
Accused in several states of operating an illegal pyramid scheme, the Provo-based multilevel marketing firm has decided to mount an offensive. Nu Skin takes issue with the way national and local media have portrayed the company."Enough is enough," said Jason Chaffetz, Nu Skin administrative assistant for public relations. "We're frustrated and disturbed that a number of inaccuracies continue to be perpetuated."
One Last Thing Before Tomorrow
America, you're about to elect the leader of the free world. Well, here's a message for you from the free world. pic.twitter.com/mtFhNxLIIn— Mark Humphries (@markhumphries) November 7, 2016
Nov 6, 2016
Trump Tweets
Trump calls protestor with sign an "assassination attempt", grants himself battlefield promotion to 6-star general, now head of military.— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) November 6, 2016
I thought the only thing that could stop a bad man shouting "gun" at a Trumpkin hatefest is a good man shouting "gun" at a Trumpkin hatefest— driftglass (@Mr_Electrico) November 6, 2016
Today's SNL Clip
ALEC BALDWIN OPENING FUNNY SKIT FOR SNL KISSES FBI, PUTIN AND KKK VERY FUNNY! pic.twitter.com/V1XfeCk9rM— RogelioGarcia Lawyer (@LawyerRogelio) November 6, 2016
Today's Tweet
(Oops. I had a great Tweet for this, but I fucked up embedding it - sorry about that. I'll try to find it again and fix it for ya.)
Anyway - this is supposed to be a clever dig against the Purity Police, but like I said, I blew it.
You're not pushing people away from Hillary so much as you're pushing people away from taking part in the process. You're reinforcing the thinking that maybe they can't take the chance of "voting for the wrong one" so they won't vote at all.
Low turnout favors the bad guys - it always favors the bad guys - it's why the bad guys are always trying to keep people from voting - because when everybody votes, the bad guys lose.
You're doing the GOP's work for them, and you should stop doing that.
You don't have to say anything good about Clinton, and you can go back to slagging her all you want after Tuesday. And I promise, if you just manage to shut up for a few more days, your farts will still smell as sweet to you as they apparently do now.
hat tip = Facebook buddy BD
Nov 5, 2016
Thanks, Trump
Thank Trump for the one good thing he did. He exposed Evangelicals, who are his supporters as the shameless hippocrates they've always been. pic.twitter.com/hqOpc1oKMR— Bill Maher (@billmaher) November 5, 2016
Today's Tweet
My interview of the night ended with Bill Murray asking if I recycle. He handed me his champagne bottle. #WorldSeries #Cubs pic.twitter.com/66jzAshLL9— Jose de Jesus Ortiz (@OrtizKicks) November 3, 2016
Nov 4, 2016
Today's Podcast
Crazy Uncle Liberty's last stand
-and (paraphrasing)-
I'm not voting for Hillary Clinton. I believe in my heart that I'm voting for the republic itself.
-and (paraphrasing)-
I'm not voting for Hillary Clinton. I believe in my heart that I'm voting for the republic itself.
Today's Keith
That the FBI is rat-fucking for Trump should be the biggest of the big-time Holy Fucks, and as Keith says, those agents should be fired as of at least last week, and it should be reflected on their records to the point they'll be forever hard-pressed even to land jobs as crossing guards or Port-A-Potty attendants or javelin catchers.
The saving grace is that they are, after all - wait for it - Gubmint Employees, and therefor - wait for it again - a buncha fuckin' idiots.
Makes me wonder why Republicans in particular would trust them to pull it off.
How to spend the weekend? FIGHTING THE GODDAMNED MORON FASCISTS! pic.twitter.com/tELbvcpxpQ— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 4, 2016
New Music
...about the same old shit too many people still hafta put up with.
Common:
I Used To Love H.E.R.
Letter To The Free
The Day The Women Took Over
Little Chicago Boy
Common:
I Used To Love H.E.R.
Letter To The Free
The Day The Women Took Over
Little Chicago Boy
Get out and vote
It never feels like it's enough, but it's what we've got
And eventually, if we keep doing it right, it works
Nov 3, 2016
Gotta Wonder
In Trump's defense, he probably has never read the First Amendment.— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) November 2, 2016
Or the rest of the Constitution.#ImWithTur pic.twitter.com/vPw6AQQNtH
Today's Nostalgia
Call me silly and old-fashioned, but I find myself yearning for the days when the FBI and the Russians weren't on the same side.
Scattershot Bullshit
Trump is that guy who has no real idea what he's doing, and no plan, and no way to get anything done because all he knows how to do is to throw all the shit possible and see if anything sticks.
Politico (Tiger Beat On The Potomac - thanks, Charlie):
Politico (Tiger Beat On The Potomac - thanks, Charlie):
The glitz and ambition of the luxury-brand businessman with his name in giant letters near its spire. It’s the tallest residential skyscraper in Canada, and probably the fanciest. The hotel’s sleek cream-and-black interiors were inspired by Champagne and caviar. Every room features Italian Bellino linens and Nespresso coffeemakers. Guests can book a Trump Experience outing through the Trump Attache concierge service. Their furry friends are eligible for the Trump Pets program, which “will fill your best Fido’s tummy with gourmet treats, and see them off to sleep on a plush dog bed.”
This Trump-branded and Trump-managed jewel is also, as a business venture, a bust.Nobody with a lick of sense would put Donald Trump in charge of a high school car wash.
A Short Hit Of That driftglass If You Please
In which @MillerForTexas calls @HillaryClinton the c-word. He's since deleted the tweet #txlege #Election2016 pic.twitter.com/mXnEMIMDqV— Joshua Fechter (@JFreports) November 1, 2016
driftglass:
Republican Mad Cow (or, as it has been known to medical professionals since 2006, Rovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) is a tough beat.Wait -
Trump 44
Cunt 43
What? I didn't know Sid Miller was running against Trump - but maybe he'd be doing better if he'd take a little time and work on that self-image thing.
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