It took us years to understand that the 'Band Geeks' were actually pretty amazing.
Tuesday, April 09, 2013
Today's Irony
I use the word 'Irony' because I'm feeling a little more charitable than usual towards some of my reality-challenged friends, so I'm not absolutely sure today's example rises to 'Hypocrisy'.
"Conservatives" complain a lot about the PC Culture of Self Esteem and how if you don't let kids suffer the humiliation of never getting picked for playground games, then they'll never learn something they're supposed to learn - some of which I don't disagree with BTW; but that ain't my point and I'll save that one for another rant on another day.
What triggered my wondering today is a short piece on AGW/Climate Change from Addicting Info:
If you're gonna bitch about every kid getting a fair shot in grade school, then don't turn around and start demanding that your (almost-completely-misinformed) opinion counts as much as anybody else's and so the facts mean nothing just because those facts indicate we should do something you think conflicts with your ideology - cuz hey, Freedom.
Paraphrasing: The planet is round. And in spite of your opinion to the contrary, the fact that the planet is round is not in dispute.
So don't bring your schoolyard shit to a national debate - you're embarrassing yourselves in public.
"Conservatives" complain a lot about the PC Culture of Self Esteem and how if you don't let kids suffer the humiliation of never getting picked for playground games, then they'll never learn something they're supposed to learn - some of which I don't disagree with BTW; but that ain't my point and I'll save that one for another rant on another day.
What triggered my wondering today is a short piece on AGW/Climate Change from Addicting Info:
...Conservative ideology has resulted in an inherent mistrust/dislike of science and the scientific community, leading conservative constituents honestly believing that the validity of a theory, whether scientific or otherwise (meaning both definitions of “theory”), depends on whether or not you believe it. That’s not just a conservative problem; we have this idea as Americans, perhaps as people, that we need to “respect” someone else’s opinion no matter what the facts say.
Sorry, but I don’t buy into that. Not everyone’s opinion carries the same value or weight.That last bit is what hung me up in the context of "everybody gets to play".
If you're gonna bitch about every kid getting a fair shot in grade school, then don't turn around and start demanding that your (almost-completely-misinformed) opinion counts as much as anybody else's and so the facts mean nothing just because those facts indicate we should do something you think conflicts with your ideology - cuz hey, Freedom.
Paraphrasing: The planet is round. And in spite of your opinion to the contrary, the fact that the planet is round is not in dispute.
So don't bring your schoolyard shit to a national debate - you're embarrassing yourselves in public.
Sunday, April 07, 2013
Today's Outlook - Bleak
This piece is a bit less hopeful than I usually like myself to jump into, but sometimes ya gotta say straight out that it looks pretty shitty from where you're standing. (UnrepentantLiberal at Democratic Underground):
They figured it out.
Who's gonna stop us? Most Americans don't read political websites and blogs. Their kids want milk, they buy milk at the supermarket. A two minute report on CNN is easily forgotten when the latest celebrity scandal breaks.
What are you gonna do if the politician we own puts this law in the books? You ain't gonna do shit.
What are you gonna do if you're making less money now than you were 30 years ago? You ain't gonna do shit.
What are you gonna do if we bust your union? You ain't gonna do shit.
What are you gonna do if we close down the factory that provided your grand father, father and you a means to provide for your families? You ain't gonna do shit.
What are you gonna do if we privatize your rotting town and part out what's left? You ain't gonna do shit.
What are you gonna do if we cut off the social services you now need to survive? You ain't gonna do shit.
What are you gonna do when we steal the Social Security account that you paid into for 50 years? You ain't gonna do shit.
What are you gonna do if you protest and we beat you, arrest you on trumped-up charges and then have Erin Burnett make fun of you? You ain't gonna shit.
And when it's all gone and we're living a life of luxury with the money we took from you? Well, you know the drill.
Suckers.
Meanwhile, Back At DumFux News
Everybody's favorite opportunity to indulge in a little Arm-Chair Psycho-Junk-ology:
From Little Green Footballs:
Coupla things:
1) I have no idea if Malkin or Hannity were ever actually on any kind of team at any level other than PeeWees or whatever, but I'm thinking if they had been, then they'd know that a good coach never ever abuses his players. And that a great coach can be stern and hard-ass and flinty and demanding and and and - but he makes sure his players know he likes (even loves) them and that he respects them; and that he'll teach 'em what they need to know so they can do what seems impossible while never simply commanding them to do something they're not capable of doing; or gets them hurt or makes them look or feel lousy in front of their peers.
2) DumFux News is not putting this up to complain about The Wimpy Libruls and how all this PC crap is making us weak - although that last bit - making us weak - is the key. Remember, this shit doesn't happen by accident. This is on Fox air for a reason, and at the risk of making too much of a leap, and drawing too obvious an analogy, here it comes.
The message is: Here at Fox, we know all you little people out there are suffering and taking a tremendous beating, but you need to suck it up, ya buncha cupcakes. Look at Sean and Michelle. They're in really peachy circumstances; they're wealthy and pretty and powerful; and they took the beatings. Why should you be exempt? You don't wanna be a moocher. You don't wanna be unworthy of what you get. You wouldn't want something for nothing, would you? Of course not. So if you deserved a better job (or a job at all) or some kind of security for your retirement, then you'd already have them because you would've earned them. This is a meritocracy after all, and so you get what you deserve. If you earn cookies then you get cookies. If you earn shit then you get shit - and you can be grateful we care enough to show you the error of your ways. We're just trying to get you to be better people (like us).
(In the end, it gets turned around to mean: if you're taking a beating, it's because you deserve that beating)
Hey - you voted for us - the beating is obviously what you wanted.
Can there be any question about why Republi-Cons and Theo-Cons go so well together?
From Little Green Footballs:
This is just sad. Generations of anger passed on by abuse and beatings resulted in hateful demagogues like Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin, who pass on the legacy of abuse to their own children and preach it to others on Fox News.Ya gotta be careful about this, but sometimes it's just too plain to ignore.
Coupla things:
1) I have no idea if Malkin or Hannity were ever actually on any kind of team at any level other than PeeWees or whatever, but I'm thinking if they had been, then they'd know that a good coach never ever abuses his players. And that a great coach can be stern and hard-ass and flinty and demanding and and and - but he makes sure his players know he likes (even loves) them and that he respects them; and that he'll teach 'em what they need to know so they can do what seems impossible while never simply commanding them to do something they're not capable of doing; or gets them hurt or makes them look or feel lousy in front of their peers.
2) DumFux News is not putting this up to complain about The Wimpy Libruls and how all this PC crap is making us weak - although that last bit - making us weak - is the key. Remember, this shit doesn't happen by accident. This is on Fox air for a reason, and at the risk of making too much of a leap, and drawing too obvious an analogy, here it comes.
The message is: Here at Fox, we know all you little people out there are suffering and taking a tremendous beating, but you need to suck it up, ya buncha cupcakes. Look at Sean and Michelle. They're in really peachy circumstances; they're wealthy and pretty and powerful; and they took the beatings. Why should you be exempt? You don't wanna be a moocher. You don't wanna be unworthy of what you get. You wouldn't want something for nothing, would you? Of course not. So if you deserved a better job (or a job at all) or some kind of security for your retirement, then you'd already have them because you would've earned them. This is a meritocracy after all, and so you get what you deserve. If you earn cookies then you get cookies. If you earn shit then you get shit - and you can be grateful we care enough to show you the error of your ways. We're just trying to get you to be better people (like us).
(In the end, it gets turned around to mean: if you're taking a beating, it's because you deserve that beating)
Hey - you voted for us - the beating is obviously what you wanted.
Can there be any question about why Republi-Cons and Theo-Cons go so well together?
Saturday, April 06, 2013
Today's Quote
From Charlie Pierce in his post about what a dope Campbell Brown is.
...Wayne LaPierre is a blood-soaked sociopath who should be shunned by listeria and the mange.
Today's Wingnut - And The Long Game
Odds-On favorite for Creepy Cheeseball of the Year - Ken (Kenny The Kooch) Cuccinelli, Atty General for my very own (and otherwise pretty excellent) Commonwealth of Virginia.
The Kooch first caught our eye by running a campaign of intimidation against UVa and (former) resident Climatology wizard Michael Mann. And make no mistake here - intimidation is exactly what that was all about. Tax dollars were being spent on research; the results of that research were not in keeping with the political views and goals of those in charge of spending those tax dollars; and so pressure is brought to bear on anyone not reaching the prescribed conclusions.
And then, just a coupla years after UVa Prez Terry Sullivan fought Kooch and eventually prevailed in court, it seemed so very coincidental that suddenly, the UVa Board of Visitors hatched a plot to get rid of Sullivan. They said at the time that Sullivan had "failed to present a comprehensive plan for the future success of the flagship school blah blah blah", but most of us (me too) tho't at the time that it was about an attempt on the part of wealthy Alumni to capture the brand of Mr Jefferson's Academical Village and turn it into a typically hollowed-out profit center. Aha! Now I get it. Sullivan had made Cuccinelli - and by proxy, Governor (Vaginal Bob) McDonnell - look bad, so she had to be punished. It really was just the usual political retribution crap that these 3rd rate phonies think is how you're supposed to conduct the people's business.
I am so seriously sick of this shit.
Coupla stories worth scanning if you wanna tie this all together:
From The Guardian (tying Climate Gate to Sullivan Gate):
We can make those calls because we're not a buncha fuckin' badgers.
And y'know what else? In Nature, sometimes a mama spider will eat her babies because times are tough and hunting's been pretty lousy, and her instincts (not her intellect) drive her to stay alive for a little while longer, which may give her a shot at having another brood. It's the nature of some things. Can you think of one situation when we might think it's OK for a human mom to kill and butcher and serve up one of her kids for dinner? And why not? Because we're not a buncha fuckin' spiders either.
This Natural Law argument is at best specious, and at worst, it's just fuckin' stoopid. So stop it already.
The Kooch first caught our eye by running a campaign of intimidation against UVa and (former) resident Climatology wizard Michael Mann. And make no mistake here - intimidation is exactly what that was all about. Tax dollars were being spent on research; the results of that research were not in keeping with the political views and goals of those in charge of spending those tax dollars; and so pressure is brought to bear on anyone not reaching the prescribed conclusions.
And then, just a coupla years after UVa Prez Terry Sullivan fought Kooch and eventually prevailed in court, it seemed so very coincidental that suddenly, the UVa Board of Visitors hatched a plot to get rid of Sullivan. They said at the time that Sullivan had "failed to present a comprehensive plan for the future success of the flagship school blah blah blah", but most of us (me too) tho't at the time that it was about an attempt on the part of wealthy Alumni to capture the brand of Mr Jefferson's Academical Village and turn it into a typically hollowed-out profit center. Aha! Now I get it. Sullivan had made Cuccinelli - and by proxy, Governor (Vaginal Bob) McDonnell - look bad, so she had to be punished. It really was just the usual political retribution crap that these 3rd rate phonies think is how you're supposed to conduct the people's business.
I am so seriously sick of this shit.
Coupla stories worth scanning if you wanna tie this all together:
From The Guardian (tying Climate Gate to Sullivan Gate):
Sullivan is, no doubt, in the latter camp: a sociologist of labor, she co-wrote two books about middle-class debt with Harvard law professor, consumer advocate, and now Senator-elect Elizabeth Warren. Warren has been such a lightning rod for conservative ire in recent years that on 11 January 2010, when the BOV announced its unanimous selection of Sullivan as UVA's next president, I wondered whether the visitors' politics had shifted recently – or had they not done their homework?
Five days later, the state of Virginia inaugurated Governor Bob McDonnell and Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, both rightwing Republicans. In April 2010, Cuccinelli, seeking evidence for the alleged international scientific fraud known as "Climategate", demanded from UVA the records of former faculty member Michael Mann, co-author of the famous "hockey-stick graph" showing a historic rise in average temperatures. Shortly after Sullivan took office, a judge dismissed the demand, but Cuccinelli issued another. By the time of her ouster, Sullivan had spent nearly $600,000 in UVA funds to defend the university against litigation that many described as a politically-motivated witch-hunt and an attack on academic freedom.But this one's the kicker - from MoJo - about Cuccinelli's bombast trying to defend his support of Virginia's (now unconstitutional) Anti-Sodomy Law:
The campaign of Virginia state attorney general Ken Cuccinelli won't say if he's committed any crimes against nature.
Cuccinelli, who is running to be Virginia's next governor, recently petitioned a federal court to reverse its ruling that the state's archaic "Crimes Against Nature" law is unconstitutional. That statute outlaws oral and anal sex between consenting adults—gay or straight, married or single—making such "carnal" acts a felony. The law is unconstitutional because of the Supreme Court's ruling in Lawrence v. Texas, which invalidated such "anti-sodomy laws" across the country.One thing about all this Natural Law / Crimes Against Nature malarkey: What are we a buncha fuckin' badgers? We're animals alright - I'll give you that one, but we happen to have this little thing called consciousness - we're self-aware animals. So we know things - like for instance, we know how to make decisions based on what we think might happen in the future; we know how to think our own way thru to a conclusion about right-and-wrong; and lots of other stuff too.
We can make those calls because we're not a buncha fuckin' badgers.
And y'know what else? In Nature, sometimes a mama spider will eat her babies because times are tough and hunting's been pretty lousy, and her instincts (not her intellect) drive her to stay alive for a little while longer, which may give her a shot at having another brood. It's the nature of some things. Can you think of one situation when we might think it's OK for a human mom to kill and butcher and serve up one of her kids for dinner? And why not? Because we're not a buncha fuckin' spiders either.
This Natural Law argument is at best specious, and at worst, it's just fuckin' stoopid. So stop it already.
¢¢
My 2 cents (clever title, doncha think?):
Obama made the biggest, most horrifically horrible rhetorical error ever in the history of human language blah blah blah.
What he said (re California AG Kamala Harris):
There are exceptions of course, but you don't really get anywhere just on brains and talent and hard work. Not when it comes to the Beauty Pageant that American politics has become in the age of Visual Media.
Obama made the biggest, most horrifically horrible rhetorical error ever in the history of human language blah blah blah.
What he said (re California AG Kamala Harris):
"You have to be careful to, first of all, say she is brilliant and she is dedicated and she is tough, and she is exactly what you'd want in anybody who is administering the law, and making sure that everybody is getting a fair shake.
“She also happens to be by far the best-looking attorney general in the country -- Kamala Harris is here. (Applause.) It's true. Come on. (Laughter.)
And she is a great friend and has just been a great supporter for many, many years.”No, he didn't make a huge error - OK he did kinda, but the fuck up wasn't about saying Harris is attractive. The remark does give an UberFemme like Joan Walsh a chance to smack the Prez which of course makes her think she gains some credibility by being a scold, and lets her put down a marker as Not An Obama-bot (this is correlative to Hippie-Punching). But Obama's mistake was that he publicly acknowledged that Politics is very much about Sales and Marketing. While you need to be selling a product or a service or some kind of content, packaging counts.
There are exceptions of course, but you don't really get anywhere just on brains and talent and hard work. Not when it comes to the Beauty Pageant that American politics has become in the age of Visual Media.
Friday, April 05, 2013
Thursday, April 04, 2013
Today's Gun Nut
This is just too sweet not to copy-n-paste the whole thing - from digby at Hullabaloo:
I'd think twice about taking an NRA course in gun safety ...
by digby
It just doesn't get any better than this:
Keep in mind: this guy's an NRA instructor.
I'd think twice about taking an NRA course in gun safety ...
by digby
It just doesn't get any better than this:
NRA instructor Eugene Kenny would have joined his fellow gun-rights supporters at the state Capitol Wednesday—if he hadn’t accidentally shot himself in the foot.This is why I'm in favor of gun regulation: way too many of the people who own them are meatheads. It's just not safe for anyone when yahoos like this are waving around deadly weapons, especially in public. He's lucky he didn't kill someone --- or himself.
He was there in spirit. And on the internet.
“I’ve been watching this like a hawk,” Kenny said about the debate in Hartford over what may be the toughest proposed state gun-control laws in the country, including expanded background checks on buyers as well as a ban on the sale of most assault weapons and all high-capacity magazines. (The legislation passed Wednesday evening; the governor was expected to sign it mid-day Thursday.) Kenny was rooting for the package of laws to fail; he said they would cut into gun-owners’ rights without protecting the public any more than current laws already do. “You can count on one hand the number of assaults with an automatic weapon” that take place in New Haven, he said. “When you have sick minds out there—it’ll be a bullet, a gun, a bomb—they’re going to do evil” no matter what laws are on the books.
Kenny, a 49-year-old licensed National Rifle Association instructor who leads training classes in pistol and rifle use, delivered his arguments in the front foyer of the two-family Edgewood Avenue house where he rents an upstairs apartment in the Edgewood neighborhood.
Wearing an NRA hooded sweatshirt, he had his left foot in a cast because he accidentally shot a bullet last week while cleaning his Glock handgun.
Keep in mind: this guy's an NRA instructor.
I usually always cock it back and it usually ejects a shell that’s in the chamber,” he recalled. “You pull the trigger to release the slide ... This time there was a cartridge in there. And BANG! Hit my ankle.”
A self-described “stickler about safety,” Kenny said he has never had a student injured over 10 years of leading firearms classes. He said he’ll draw two lessons for his students about this recent accident: How he did the wrong thing by not checking the chamber. And how he did the right thing—saving his life—by pointing the gun toward the ground, not at his head or chest, as he cleaned it.Gosh, I wonder what the thieves did with them?
Kenny went to the hospital for treatment. The police interviewed him there about the incident.
They’re still investigating the incident, according to Sgt. Al Vazquez, head of the major crimes unit. They have the Glock in custody as part of the investigation. The gun was legally registered.
Vazquez said his detectives are also still investigating the theft of a safe last November from Kenny’s apartment. It contained around 10 guns—mostly handguns, plus a Saiga 12 rifle. “I took a hit, $8,000 worth of firearms” in that theft, Kenny said.
Wait - That Means They Lied?
From Center For American Progress:
hat tip = Democratic Underground
The National Rifle Association (NRA) and its allies in Congress frequently claim that gun violence is highest in places with the toughest crime laws. But a new study from the Center for American Progress (CAP) suggests something closer to the opposite is true — the states with laxer gun laws tend to be the ones contributing the highest shares of national gun deaths and injuries.
While many factors contribute to the rates of gun violence in any state, our research clearly demonstrates a significant correlation between the strength of a state’s gun laws and the prevalence of gun violence in the state. Across the key indicators of gun violence that we analyzed, the 10 states with the weakest gun laws collectively have a level of gun violence that is more than twice as high—104 percent higher—than the 10 states with the strongest gun laws.Color me un-fucking-surprised.
hat tip = Democratic Underground
Meet Jane Crow
A while back, I did a post walking myself towards the logical extremes we can expect by re-criminalizing abortion.
I imagined the scenario of a chance encounter with a female acquaintance, noticing she was pregnant, hearing a certain negativity in her conversation about the prospects of having her 4th child, and then wondering what my responsibilities would be if I met her again much later, and it turned out she'd "miscarried", tho' she didn't seem awfully upset about it, which would then make me wonder if she'd taken some kind of illegal action to terminate her pregnancy.
As a loyal subject of The American Empire, am I expected to report my suspicions to the police?
Well well well. Turns out my little imaginings weren't nearly as goofy as I tho't.
Politics and Salesmanship are practically the same - they're both about getting somebody to go along with your idea; or to do something voluntarily that they're not actually obliged to do.
If you wanna get anywhere in Sales, you have to learn a technique called the Turnaround. It's where you take a perceived negative and turn it into a positive. In the video above, Lynn Paltrow nails a great Turnaround by saying (paraphrasing here) that when you Person-ize the fetus, the effect is that you've de-Person-ized the mother. You can't raise the fetus to Full-Fledged Citizen unless you downgrade the woman.
(paraphrasing again): We hear lotsa noise about the point when a blob of cells becomes a person, but we never hear anything about the point in her pregnancy that a woman can be legally required to stop being a person.
Fucking brilliant is all that is.
So we have the very powerful argument that you can't possibly support Criminalized Abortion from the position of Small Limited-Power Government.
We also have the 1st Amendment argument that says you may have strong feelings about the "sanctity of life", or about the "moment of conception", but here in this country we don't take anybody's spiritual teachings and turn them into law
And now we have a couple of points from an Equal Protection angle - in order to confer rights on the Unborn, you have to take them away from the mother. And you don't get to enact laws that apply only to women but not to men.
I imagined the scenario of a chance encounter with a female acquaintance, noticing she was pregnant, hearing a certain negativity in her conversation about the prospects of having her 4th child, and then wondering what my responsibilities would be if I met her again much later, and it turned out she'd "miscarried", tho' she didn't seem awfully upset about it, which would then make me wonder if she'd taken some kind of illegal action to terminate her pregnancy.
As a loyal subject of The American Empire, am I expected to report my suspicions to the police?
Well well well. Turns out my little imaginings weren't nearly as goofy as I tho't.
Politics and Salesmanship are practically the same - they're both about getting somebody to go along with your idea; or to do something voluntarily that they're not actually obliged to do.
If you wanna get anywhere in Sales, you have to learn a technique called the Turnaround. It's where you take a perceived negative and turn it into a positive. In the video above, Lynn Paltrow nails a great Turnaround by saying (paraphrasing here) that when you Person-ize the fetus, the effect is that you've de-Person-ized the mother. You can't raise the fetus to Full-Fledged Citizen unless you downgrade the woman.
(paraphrasing again): We hear lotsa noise about the point when a blob of cells becomes a person, but we never hear anything about the point in her pregnancy that a woman can be legally required to stop being a person.
Fucking brilliant is all that is.
So we have the very powerful argument that you can't possibly support Criminalized Abortion from the position of Small Limited-Power Government.
We also have the 1st Amendment argument that says you may have strong feelings about the "sanctity of life", or about the "moment of conception", but here in this country we don't take anybody's spiritual teachings and turn them into law
And now we have a couple of points from an Equal Protection angle - in order to confer rights on the Unborn, you have to take them away from the mother. And you don't get to enact laws that apply only to women but not to men.
Wednesday, April 03, 2013
It's Like This
OK - I'll go thru it one more time for ya.
Philosophy is like being in a dark room, looking for a black cat.
Metaphysics is like being in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there.
Religion is like being in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there, and yelling, "I found it!".
Science is like being in a dark room, looking for a black cat - with a fucking flash light.
Everybody got it now?
Philosophy is like being in a dark room, looking for a black cat.
Metaphysics is like being in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there.
Religion is like being in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there, and yelling, "I found it!".
Science is like being in a dark room, looking for a black cat - with a fucking flash light.
Everybody got it now?
Today's WTF
Sometimes, politicians and their PR guys and the PACs and the Lobbyists just make shit up, say it on TV, and it passes into what the Press Poodles are selling us as "the truth".
Don't ever forget that the NRA does not represent your rights as a citizen. The NRA is in the business of keeping Gun Manufacturers profitable. And btw - your "rights" are whatever the fuck they feel like telling you they are.
But anyway, just saying something over and over is a tried-and-true method for making your shit stick, but if you really wanna do it right, you'll also need to take steps to keep "the other side of the story" from popping up at inopportune moments.
From McClatchey:
"There's a growing number of scientists who dispute AGW."
"Brand new fresh lava from certain active volcanoes tests out at 3.5 billion years old, so we have to throw out all forms of Radiographic Dating."
"The American people are with us on this." (Whatever "this" happens to be at the time - and also happens to be conveniently unverifiable)Some of the greatest bullshit ever spewed at us has come from the NRA, which has enjoyed a truly amazing 40-year run as the best of the best of the best - all in service of imposing a minority view on society. There has been no marketing idea more brilliant than using the 2nd Amendment to bring the entire weight of the federal government to bear on all of us just to ensure the continued wellbeing of a narrow commercial interest.
Don't ever forget that the NRA does not represent your rights as a citizen. The NRA is in the business of keeping Gun Manufacturers profitable. And btw - your "rights" are whatever the fuck they feel like telling you they are.
But anyway, just saying something over and over is a tried-and-true method for making your shit stick, but if you really wanna do it right, you'll also need to take steps to keep "the other side of the story" from popping up at inopportune moments.
From McClatchey:
Each year, lawmakers quietly tuck language into spending bills that restricts the ability of the federal government to regulate the firearms industry and combat gun crime.
It’s the reason the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention can’t research gun violence, the Federal Bureau of Investigation can’t use data to detect firearms traffickers and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives can’t require background checks on older guns.
Since the late 1970s, more than a dozen provisions have been added to must-pass spending bills with no hearings, no debate and no vote in a way that’s designed to circumvent the usual legislative process.Coin-Operated Politicians are the rule, not the exception. We have to figure out how to break down this system of corruption before it gets so bad that the only thing left to do is to burn it down.
Today's Wingnut
That should prob'ly be "today's best blog post headline" - from Wonkette:
Mr Gohmert, if you please:
LOUIE GOHMERT: IF YOU LIMIT THE NUMBER OF BULLETS IN A CLIP, POLYGAMISTS WILL GAY-MARRY YOUR DOG
In fact, I had this discussion with some wonderful, caring Democrats earlier this week on the issue of, well, they said “surely you could agree to limit the number of rounds in a magazine, couldn’t you? How would that be problematic?”
And I pointed out, well, once you make it ten, then why would you draw the line at ten? What’s wrong with nine? Or eleven? And the problem is once you draw that limit; it’s kind of like marriage when you say it’s not a man and a woman any more, then why not have three men and one woman, or four women and one man, or why not somebody has a love for an animal?
There is no clear place to draw the line once you eliminate the traditional marriage and it’s the same once you start putting limits on what guns can be used, then it’s just really easy to have laws that make them all illegal.Wonkette's summary (as usual) is just too too - y'know - too.
So we should never limit how many bullets can be in a murder-death-kill machine, because freedom, but we SHOULD limit how many people you marry to exactly one opposite sex person, because freedom. Is that right? We have no idea. Let’s try it another way. If you limit the amount of bullets people can cram into a magazine, then you can’t limit people from marrying friends, neighbors, the dog, and some birch trees en masse? Wonket is in favor of this tradeoff! Less bullets, more group marriages! (Though not with dogs because setting aside the ewwww factor, sexytime with the unable to consent is not cool. We’re sort of neutral on if you want to sex up a tree though.)
Tuesday, April 02, 2013
Today's Pic
Welcome to America - this is where Freedom lives. And when taken to it's logical extreme (which is what we've been demanding for a good long time now), it ends up meaning you get to do whatever the fuck you want - which in turn translates to:
don't drink the water, don't breathe the air, and don't eat the food.
Enjoy your stay.
don't drink the water, don't breathe the air, and don't eat the food.
Enjoy your stay.
Death And Taxes
What does the federal budget actually look like?
Andrea Seabrook explains:
I'm having some trouble finding a good zoomable image of the poster, so you'll have to buy the thing if ya want it. (it's just the way of the world, sport - get used to it)
Here's an OK version from 2007-08 tho' - just to give you a taste. (from Information2Share)
Order from Amazon for less than 20 bucks:
Andrea Seabrook explains:
I'm having some trouble finding a good zoomable image of the poster, so you'll have to buy the thing if ya want it. (it's just the way of the world, sport - get used to it)
Here's an OK version from 2007-08 tho' - just to give you a taste. (from Information2Share)
Order from Amazon for less than 20 bucks:
Today's WTF, Part 2
Almost forgot - I guess I got so carried way yesterday with my righteous indignation over veterans having to jump thru flaming hoops to get their bennies that I overlooked one of the truly shittier aspects of the story of American Veterans having to jump thru those flaming hoops just to get the help they've already earned.
So here it is:
Something like 4,000 US Veterans use a gun to commit suicide every year.
About a dozen per day.
That's almost one every couple of hours every day. They kill themselves with guns.
They have to stand in line for 6 months or 9 months or a year or more trying to get treatment for the kind of disorders that lead people to take their own lives, but they can all buy a gun with no problem at all.
That's pretty fucked up right there.
So here it is:
Something like 4,000 US Veterans use a gun to commit suicide every year.
About a dozen per day.
That's almost one every couple of hours every day. They kill themselves with guns.
They have to stand in line for 6 months or 9 months or a year or more trying to get treatment for the kind of disorders that lead people to take their own lives, but they can all buy a gun with no problem at all.
That's pretty fucked up right there.
Monday, April 01, 2013
Today's WTF
From The Economist:
But somebody finds a fucked up dog and holy crap, dude - better get on that one right away cuz y'know - the Mexicans can pay us in cash up front and everything.
And Jesus wept.
(ed note: really hoping the dog story isn't an April Fools thing - that would really mellow my harsh)
IN WAR, it is said, there are no unwounded soldiers. Bombs that shatter bones also batter brains. Even on the periphery, war afflicts men with aching joints, ringing ears and psychological damage. Imagine, then, the human damage wrought by over a decade of battle.
America does not have to. Its wounded warriors are now seeking help in record numbers. Nearly half of its 1.6m soldiers who have served in Iraq and Afghanistan have asked for disability benefits from the government. (Just 21% filed similar claims after the first Gulf war, according to estimates.) With ageing veterans of earlier conflicts also seeking more help, America’s disabled-servicemen population has increased by almost 45% since 2000.--snip--
Nearly 1m veterans are now waiting. On average it takes the VA about nine months to complete a claim. In some big cities the average delay is over 600 days. Those who appeal against a refusal usually wait two years for a resolution. Mr Obama entered the White House with a promise to fix the system, but waiting-times have increased considerably on his watch. Even the navy SEAL who shot Osama bin Laden says he is waiting for his claim to be processed.But, hey - let's not let all that ruin our day or anything. In fact, we should look for something heart-warming and sentimental to keep us from thinking too hard about how fucked up all this is. So here's the story about a dog named Lemon Pay who was mutilated by bad guys in a Mexican drug gang:
A dog named Pay de Limon (Lemon Pay) runs, fitted with two front prosthetic legs at Milagros Caninos rescue shelter in Mexico City, on August 29, 2012. Members of a drug gang in the Mexican state of Zacatecas chopped off Limon’s paws to practice cutting fingers off kidnapped people, according to Milagros Caninos founder Patricia Ruiz. Fresnillo residents found Limon in a dumpster bleeding and legless.So we send people to fight and to bleed and to die in a coupla of really stupid wars, and when they come home broken, we fuck them (and/or their families) around for a year or two while we complain about how expensive and difficult it all is.
After administering first aid procedures, they managed to take him to Milagros Caninos, an association that rehabilitates dogs that have suffered extreme abuse. The prosthetic limbs were made at OrthoPets in Denver, Colorado, after the shelter was able to raise over $6,000.
(Reuters/Tomas Bravo)
But somebody finds a fucked up dog and holy crap, dude - better get on that one right away cuz y'know - the Mexicans can pay us in cash up front and everything.
And Jesus wept.
(ed note: really hoping the dog story isn't an April Fools thing - that would really mellow my harsh)
Today's Dead Kids
Posted: Mar 31, 2013 4:07 PM EDT Updated: Mar 31, 2013 4:07 PM EDTBy Associated Press
MIAMI - (AP) - A four-year-girl is dead after being shot while sitting in a car, and detectives are investigating whether another young child fired the gun.
Miami-Dade Police report Rahquel Carr was shot in the upper body Saturday at about 6:10 p.m. She was airlifted to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital where she died.
Det. Roy Rutland says the girl was waiting in a white Mercedes-Benz with at least two other children when she was shot. All the children are believed to have been under age 10.
Rutland says the handgun was located and fired from within the car. An adult was standing nearby outside.
The Miami-Dade Office of the State Attorney is reviewing the case to determine if charges will be filed.--and--
Posted: Mar 31, 2013 7:43 PM EDTUpdated: Mar 31, 2013 7:43 PM EDT
By WKRG Staff
PRICHARD, Ala - Breaking news out of Prichard tonight where authorities say a toddler was shot and killed on South Fairford Drive.
The child, a 4-year old boy, accidentally shot himself in the chest.
His parents rushed him to USA Children's and Women's Hospital where he died.
We're told the boy and his parents had just come from Easter Services at church and were visiting with family when the accident happened.
News 5 will continue to follow this story and will pass along updates as they are made available.You could say these 2 incidents probably aren't prevented by Background Checks and a Ban on Semi-Autos and Hi-Capacity Ammo Clips.
But incidents like these can be prevented by making guns less accessible, so maybe just making people go thru a little more hassle to get a gun makes this shit a little less likely to happen. Ya gotta start somewhere.
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