Really glad I don't do drugs anymore.
Feb 23, 2016
Pay It Heed, Dummy
And remember that while the Dems have been pretty much too quiet and too absent for too fucking long, the GOP is nothing but Guns-Everywhere-Kill-'Em-All-Let-God-Sort-It-Out.
You don't like it? Get up on your hind legs and do something about it.
Looking Forward
With the latest crap coming out of the Oddly-Tinted Pile Of Psychotic Symptoms (aka: The Great Trumpkin Himself), here's the one question I really want the Press Poodles to ask every candidate, but especially every GOP candidate, and especially especially Lil Donny:
"What behavior will you expect from your loyalest supporters if you lose the primary; and/or you go on to lose the general election?"
And just to be sure - please look straight into the camera and tell your voters you want them to be civilized Americans who understand that politics in this country is about argument, voting and then abiding by the results of that voting without violent protests.
Take it to the streets, and do a sit-down thing, and go on strike, and do whatever you think will get your grievances heard and addressed, but this is not where the mob rules.
Well, OK - except for that "Recent Unpleasantness" back when the Yankees invaded our homeland.
But yeah - Exceptionalism, motherfucker. Do you get it?
"What behavior will you expect from your loyalest supporters if you lose the primary; and/or you go on to lose the general election?"
And just to be sure - please look straight into the camera and tell your voters you want them to be civilized Americans who understand that politics in this country is about argument, voting and then abiding by the results of that voting without violent protests.
Take it to the streets, and do a sit-down thing, and go on strike, and do whatever you think will get your grievances heard and addressed, but this is not where the mob rules.
Well, OK - except for that "Recent Unpleasantness" back when the Yankees invaded our homeland.
But yeah - Exceptionalism, motherfucker. Do you get it?
Feb 21, 2016
Today's Tweet
I am seriously considering making this my avatar on every site across the entire web. It's just that fucking awesome.
— perfectly frank (@AmOhSoFrank) February 21, 2016
And There It Is
MoJo:
Now they can round it all out with that little extra self-delusion of Post-Racial Bigotry dressed up to look like the same old "return to American values", which btw has been re-rebranded as "Making America Great Again".
Really gotta wonder how the rubes just go along with it - until you stop and consider they've been going along with it for 400 years now - and that's just on this continent.
Trump didn't win in spite of being a boor, a bigot, and an analog internet troll; he won because he was proudly all those things. For all the diversions (who picks a fight with the pope, anyway?), he articulated a remarkably clear theory of politics: Other people are screwing you over, and I'm going to stop it.In the 80s and through the 90s, it was Repubs making big strides by embracing the criticism of them for being Cold Greedy Self-Centered Assholes - saying straight up, "Why yes - yes I am. And proud of it too."
Now they can round it all out with that little extra self-delusion of Post-Racial Bigotry dressed up to look like the same old "return to American values", which btw has been re-rebranded as "Making America Great Again".
Really gotta wonder how the rubes just go along with it - until you stop and consider they've been going along with it for 400 years now - and that's just on this continent.
Down To Five
And Governor Dumpster Fire bites the dust, proving once again that as a political prognosticator, I make a pretty good floor wax.
With that in mind, I might as well let my freak flag fly:
Maybe I'm just die-hard and stubborn, but I can't stop thinking this isn't the end of it. With very small (and fading fast) hopes that Trump won't get the nomination, and knowing pretty well what a monumental cluster fuck is brewing if he does, the GOP has to be scrambling behind the scenes to bring in a ringer.
And there seems to be way too many giddy Dems wandering around thinking the dissolution of the GOP isn't at least potentially a catastrophic systems-level failure. With so many Repubs in charge of state and local governments, a thorough fracturing and break up of an entire political party could easily spell even bigger trouble for our little experiment in self-government. We ain't seen nothin' yet, kids.
Feb 20, 2016
Today's Quote
Here's a golden oldie.
Powell gave up his credibility when Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld played him for a sucker and talked him into doing that extraordinarily stoopid dog-n-pony show at the UN as we were being pimped into the Iraq war.
But he did the right thing afterwards and just faded away, which restores at least a bit of his honor in my opinion. And I think part of that restoration shows in his willingness to stand up and call out the bullshit in the GOP when he sees it.
Powell gave up his credibility when Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld played him for a sucker and talked him into doing that extraordinarily stoopid dog-n-pony show at the UN as we were being pimped into the Iraq war.
But he did the right thing afterwards and just faded away, which restores at least a bit of his honor in my opinion. And I think part of that restoration shows in his willingness to stand up and call out the bullshit in the GOP when he sees it.
Feb 18, 2016
Donito Trumpelini Speaks
Today's Shitty-Trump-Thing is basically about the standard Trump tactic of listening for somebody to say almost anything even the tiniest bit critical of him, and using it as justification for a massive counterattack - not to answer the criticism, but to pump up his own image as a strong leader. If this isn't the behavior of a despot (aka: school bus bully turned "politician"), please tell me what is.
And just in case you missed it, at about the 1:45 mark, when Trump is blathering on about how tough he'll be on ISIS, he actually slags the US military as it is now. I understand that he means it to be a charge of incompetence against Obama, but he says basically that all of our current military leaders are crap: "... if we had a General MacArthur; if we had a General George Patton - I mean, they'd be gone before they had time to go over and check it out. OK? It's a ridiculous situation." If I'm a general officer in any branch of uniformed service, I'd be voting for just about anybody but this guy.
But wait - Generals and Colonels are more than egotistical enough to think that if they put this guy in power, they could manipulate him so they could run the joint from their own desks. Which is almost exactly what happened with GW Bush, and why the GOP wants another Empty Vessel POTUS - like Rubio or Jeb.
I really hope they're not thinking Trump isn't smart enough, and unscrupulous enough, to turn the federal government into one big bloody knife fight.
In the end though, I still think this is the next step in Trump trying to find his exit. He's finally gotten around to taking a big runny shit on the US Military's head - let's see if anybody actually notices, but then let's take a long look at anybody who steps up to say, "Thanks for the hat, Mr Trump."
And just in case you missed it, at about the 1:45 mark, when Trump is blathering on about how tough he'll be on ISIS, he actually slags the US military as it is now. I understand that he means it to be a charge of incompetence against Obama, but he says basically that all of our current military leaders are crap: "... if we had a General MacArthur; if we had a General George Patton - I mean, they'd be gone before they had time to go over and check it out. OK? It's a ridiculous situation." If I'm a general officer in any branch of uniformed service, I'd be voting for just about anybody but this guy.
But wait - Generals and Colonels are more than egotistical enough to think that if they put this guy in power, they could manipulate him so they could run the joint from their own desks. Which is almost exactly what happened with GW Bush, and why the GOP wants another Empty Vessel POTUS - like Rubio or Jeb.
I really hope they're not thinking Trump isn't smart enough, and unscrupulous enough, to turn the federal government into one big bloody knife fight.
In the end though, I still think this is the next step in Trump trying to find his exit. He's finally gotten around to taking a big runny shit on the US Military's head - let's see if anybody actually notices, but then let's take a long look at anybody who steps up to say, "Thanks for the hat, Mr Trump."
Deep Thought
Try not to over-think it once you notice that the word "studying" seems like a mashup of "student" and "dying".
Today's Tweet
Not the most current, but hits it on the head where Ms Fiorina is concerned, and so it should be noted.
— miles reed (@milesjreed) February 18, 2016
Feb 16, 2016
That Rubio Spot
Senator Big Gulp is trying so hard.
(This is the one that features a skyline shot of a Canadian city - oops)
(This is the one that features a skyline shot of a Canadian city - oops)
Look, Marco, only one guy's allowed to be Ronald Reagan and that guy's been dead for a dozen years; almost a quarter of your life. You gotta hitch up your short little pants, buckaroo. Walking around in Daddy's shoes was pretty darn cute for a while, but it's time to stop pretending and start doing for yourself.
I guess I'd just like to give you a knowing smile and send you out into the big beautiful world with a pat on the head - but I'm afraid your hair would break and I'd get slivers in my hand and it'd be a big mess and - well, just go on ahead, little man.
But seriously, stop pimpin' Reagan's corpse like that; it's just kinda gross.
Feb 15, 2016
Feb 14, 2016
Today's Tweet
This is just plain fuckin' genius.
It'd scare fuck-all outa Clarence Thomas, wouldn't it? And it'd keep Senate amoeb-licans busy for months - especially if the White House made a show of bringing somebody in to shepherd the nominee thru the process; somebody like Alan Simpson maybe (not that he'd do it, but fuck me, that'd be fun). There's a knife-fighter out there somewhere looking for his shot at shoving something of substance up a few asses on the hill.
Half of the GOP might actually suspect that Obama's just fuckin' with 'em now and they'd pull back a little, but ya gotta know the others would be happily scrambling to find ways to fuck her over which will let a bunch of them in for a nice little beating come November by providing some extra motivation the Dems can use to drive people out to the polls. They'll need it to overcome the problems caused by voter ID.
Do it.
Oh Lord!— Cornelia (@PaladinCornelia) February 15, 2016
What I wouldn't give for this to happen!
Hahahaha!https://t.co/y9ma5Wunly#SCOTUS #ClarenceThomas #Scalia pic.twitter.com/CMpoKp2jR5
It'd scare fuck-all outa Clarence Thomas, wouldn't it? And it'd keep Senate amoeb-licans busy for months - especially if the White House made a show of bringing somebody in to shepherd the nominee thru the process; somebody like Alan Simpson maybe (not that he'd do it, but fuck me, that'd be fun). There's a knife-fighter out there somewhere looking for his shot at shoving something of substance up a few asses on the hill.
Half of the GOP might actually suspect that Obama's just fuckin' with 'em now and they'd pull back a little, but ya gotta know the others would be happily scrambling to find ways to fuck her over which will let a bunch of them in for a nice little beating come November by providing some extra motivation the Dems can use to drive people out to the polls. They'll need it to overcome the problems caused by voter ID.
Do it.
On A Sunday Evening
So Desiderata is making the rounds again, and I just can't let that shit go unchallenged - not when there's this:
Feb 13, 2016
Debate Tweets
I wonder if Carson started drinking before debate too. #GOPDebate #tytlive pic.twitter.com/T9TVN0Vsq0— Adam Crutchfield (@A_Crutch) February 14, 2016
LOL, I missed this line! "Dr. Carson, I'm sorry we have to go to a commercial. The free market wants what it wants."— Karoli (@Karoli) February 14, 2016
I speak Spanish. I speak Spanish real bueno. #GOPDebate— Speaker Cruz (@HavanaTed) February 14, 2016
Rubio: I don’t know what he said on Univision because he doesn’t speak Spanish.— AJ+ (@ajplus) February 14, 2016
Cruz: RESPONDS IN SPANISH #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/5eAQeZekfx
#GOPDebate Carson: We have all the government "regulators" enforcing "rules". Crazy, right? I mean, you leave one sponge in one skull...— driftglass (@Mr_Electrico) February 14, 2016
Facts don't matter in GOPDebate https://t.co/JYIpcno5QK— Karoli (@Karoli) February 14, 2016
— Giovanni Benavides (@seterapia) February 14, 2016
@PaulBegala You are looking LIVE at the South Carolina Republican Debate pic.twitter.com/wVhoXMLwGm— Zachary Kretchmer (@1970Bing) February 14, 2016
I hate this guy, but even he can be right once in a while... https://t.co/CzfrJxhhkB— The Goat (@Mr_Jitters) February 14, 2016
@Mr_Electrico Carson is the Human Time Out from an NBA game— Don P (@tractive_golfer) February 14, 2016
Bravo to the Disney Imagineers on the incredibly life like Rubio from the "Hall of Never Will Be Presidents." #GOPDebate— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) February 14, 2016
I Wow, Cruz closes by claiming he's fighting for his little girls' liberties as he promises to abolish abortion. #GOPDebate— The Vagina Demagogue (@eclecticbrotha) February 14, 2016
Ciao
"Conservative" icon Antonin Scalia dies, and we can absolutely count on at least one of his fellow "conservatives" to pay him great honor and respect by tweeting out a picture that's NOT Antonin Scalia.
Senator Ron Johnson is a seriously doltish meathead who probably couldn't find his ass with a guide and a fucking GPS.
The good news is that Russ Feingold is back and could end up kicking this turd muffin to the curb.
Seriously - what the fuck is wrong with these guys?
In which a sitting US senator tweets out the photo of an actor to pay homage to Scalia pic.twitter.com/wnUfpE6Rpb— Luke Brinker (@LukeBrinker) February 14, 2016
Senator Ron Johnson is a seriously doltish meathead who probably couldn't find his ass with a guide and a fucking GPS.
The good news is that Russ Feingold is back and could end up kicking this turd muffin to the curb.
Seriously - what the fuck is wrong with these guys?
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