Cops

There's something very wrong with the cops.

The Flop

At least half of all the traffic we see online - half of all the "users" we encounter - are bots. They're not real.

Aaron Parnas

What will the history books tell us about what's going on now?

Always the big question.

Belle

Some great points.

• If it's not really valuable, don't start a war over it
• The MOU has been signed "digitally"? Y'mean, like an autopen kinda thing?
• If it's a real deal, then let's see it

Trae Crowder

Overheard

A short lesson

In 1861, Charles Darwin wrote in a letter to a friend:

"But I am very poorly today, and very stupid, and hate everybody and everything."

We can have extremely shitty days, and still rise to do great things.

Overheard

Human Body:

In about 9 months, I can grow an entirely new human being, complete with a brain, and bones, and skin, and eyeballs, and fingers and toes - the works.

Me:

Cool. How long before my back starts to feel better?

Human Body:

Forever - that's just you now - get used to it, loser.

Erika Jordan

Trump's Ls

A TweeXt

IMO, they have to be doing some of this on purpose, don't they?

This could be a clever subliminal stab at telling the rubes the GOP needs them to stay dumb.

IDK - I'm just spit-ballin' a little. Republicans are indeed the party of the Ignorant Slobs, and they're pretty good at filling their voters' heads with all manner of confetti and cotton wadding, so there's no reason for me to think they wouldn't go for an appeal to the subconscious.

Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up. pic.twitter.com/AQ717wGyOw

— Amity (@amitylee13) June 14, 2026